10 More Actors That Make Whatever Film They’re in at Least 25% Better

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So I’d finished my last list and I was happy with it, then someone mentioned in the comments that I’d forgotten Brad Dourif and I realised what a fool I’d been. There are far more than ten actors/actresses that belonged on this list. So I’ve only gone and done another bloody one. Here it is:

1. David Morse

The first time David Morse hit my patented ‘Good actors that make everything better’© radar was in “Extreme Measures” with Hugh Grant. It’s a great story about a silly English fop with a stupid fringe who stutters and walks into things and falls in love with a movie star played by Morse in a wig. Wait, that was something else (Transformers?).

Anyway he plays a really creepy FBI agent and for me was the best thing about “Extreme Measures”, and since then he’s only served to further cement his place in my book (my book being ‘Good Actors That Make Everything Better’ by Gazz Ogden). Morse quite often plays sinister weirdoes like in “Disturbia” and “The Green Mile” but he does it so well that you know he’s going to raise the hairs on the back of your neck enough to give them a perm.

He’s also been in absolutely LOADS of actually good films that don’t even need a 25% increase so has in fact destroyed reality as a result of bringing films past a 100% rating. That’s reason enough to be on this list.

Essential Performance: Mr. Turner in “Disturbia”
Scene Stealer Rating: 6/10


2. John C. McGinley

Idiot: “Oooooh I really like Dr. Cox in Scrubs”
Me: “You’re an idiot”

Unfortunately most people know McGinley through Scrubs (in which he admittedly plays a really good part), but what they don’t know is he’s been in so many other films and played so many other good characters. Just watch him in “The Rock”, “Identity” and “Office Space” to see him in very different (and better?) roles from silly old Dr. Cox.

However, for a real tour-de-force performance, check out “Intensity” which on its own is a pretty dismal film with some of the most infuriating plot decisions in (TV) movie history, but with the addition of McGinley becomes a film well worth watching. It doesn’t help that it’s about 3 days long, but sticking with it for his performance will surely pay you dividends in some imaginary currency that exists solely to put a value on how good certain actors are. So by watching it you could become a millionaire. Pretty sweet huh? Until you try to buy something. IDIOT.

Essential Performance: Edgler Foreman Vess in “Intensity”
Scene Stealer Rating: 10/10


3. Will Patton

Will Patton is the next Jet Li.

At least that’s the path I thought he was taking when I saw him in “Road House 2: Last Call”. Yes, there is a “Road House 2” and yes Will Patton is in it and yes he performs martial arts and yes it’s rubbish…wait, no it’s not. It’s actually quite good. Partly thanks to Mr. Patton.

Nonetheless, apart from threatening to steal the spotlight from Scott Adkins et al, Patton’s more dramatic roles are what give him a place on this list. I remember seeing him in “The Mothman Prophesies” and realising that he was making the film better in real-time each time he appeared on screen, but then Richard Gere head-butted the fucking mirror and I screamed and everyone in the cinema looked at me.

Aside from his moth-centric films, he’s also been in some other good-uns, quite often popping up in ensemble pieces like “Armageddon” and “Gone in 60 Seconds”, or when the casting directors realise that he’s actually really good in everything and the films they’re making need some improvement. Unfortunately alongside his more critic-friendly films, he’s quite often in some lower-end fluff such as “Codename: The Cleaner” – but that had Mark Dacascos in it so I thought it was good.

Essential Performance: Gordon Smallwood in “The Mothman Prophesies”
Scene Stealer Rating: 5/10


4. Brad Dourif

Most people will have heard Brad Dourif’s voice even if they’ve never heard of his name, as he lends his gravelly tones to Chucky in the “Child’s Play” franchise. His role as the sadistic doll led to more and more parts in horror movies, with memorable turns in Rob Zombie’s “Halloween”, “The Exorcist III” and “Alien Resurrection”. Through his horror-themed roles, he’s built up a firm fan base within this notoriously hard to please group of rabid genre fans. So even when he’s starring in tat like “Critters 4” he’s sure to at least please those privileged enough to recognise his unique talent.

Saying that, I just watched the trailer for “Fading of the Cries” and it looks like he’s going to make that film 25% worse.

Essential Performance: Chucky in “Child’s Play”
Scene Stealer Rating: 7/10


5. Daniel Wu

I first saw Daniel Wu in “Purple Storm” but I can’t even remember if that film was any good or not so I’ll mention “Naked Weapon” and the scene where he fights that crazy bitch in a house. And as I’ve always said, you can’t beat a good fight scene with a crazy bitch in a house. Anyway, from this I assumed Daniel Wu was a martial artist and would therefore star in other martial arts films, and was only half right. He’s appeared in a great number of other genres and he’s always good but I prefer him when he’s fighting. For example, when he turned up in “Around the World in 80 Days” the person sitting next to me in the cinema had to move after I wet myself.

Essential Performance: I’m not sure
Scene Stealer Rating: 4/10

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Gary enjoys films with explosions, fighting, giant robots, sex scenes, swearing, monsters and Eric Roberts - or what can more commonly be termed, 'shit'. He is an expert (by default) on films that nobody else watches and his favourite movie is Transformers - although he is aware lots of people watched that.

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  • Whoever

    I would have included Brittany Murphy if she had not, sadly, passed away. She made such otherwise-forgettable movies as “Uptown Girls” and “Little Black Box” enjoyable. RIP.

  • Whoever

    I would have included Brittany Murphy if she had not, sadly, passed away. She made such otherwise-forgettable movies as “Uptown Girls” and “Little Black Box” enjoyable. RIP.

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    Also some of your runners up are great too. Ron Perlman, DOnnie Yen, Danny “Please Name me after a Blade R.Rodriguez” Trejo are awesome in their own right.

    KEvin Durand is super underrated, and also played *GASP!* a dickhead in “3:10 to Yuma.” It was great when he finally got his. LoL.

  • Dedpool

    Also some of your runners up are great too. Ron Perlman, DOnnie Yen, Danny “Please Name me after a Blade R.Rodriguez” Trejo are awesome in their own right.

    KEvin Durand is super underrated, and also played *GASP!* a dickhead in “3:10 to Yuma.” It was great when he finally got his. LoL.

  • Curtles

    Lest we not forget Brad Dourif’s impressive Doctor character in “Deadwood”. And Kevin Durand’s military dickhead killing Ben’s daughter in “Lost”. He looks great as Gabriel in the trailer for “Legion”. To this list I would’ve added Dan Hedaya, M. Emmett Walsh, Peter Stormare, Alan Rickman, Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni, Benicio Del Toro, Terence Stamp, ditto Kristen Wiig, Guy Pearce, Paul Giamatti, Garret Dillahunt, Carla Gugino, Val Kilmer, Barry Pepper, Brian Cox, Saul Rubinek….awww hell, it never ends, so I’ll just stop now.

  • Curtles

    Lest we not forget Brad Dourif’s impressive Doctor character in “Deadwood”. And Kevin Durand’s military dickhead killing Ben’s daughter in “Lost”. He looks great as Gabriel in the trailer for “Legion”. To this list I would’ve added Dan Hedaya, M. Emmett Walsh, Peter Stormare, Alan Rickman, Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni, Benicio Del Toro, Terence Stamp, ditto Kristen Wiig, Guy Pearce, Paul Giamatti, Garret Dillahunt, Carla Gugino, Val Kilmer, Barry Pepper, Brian Cox, Saul Rubinek….awww hell, it never ends, so I’ll just stop now.

  • Scott2010

    Brad Dourif’s ‘essential’ performance is NOT as ‘Chucky’! Please ask your parents for a copy of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” so you can see why Dourif received an Academy Award for his performance in that film.

  • Scott2010

    Brad Dourif’s ‘essential’ performance is NOT as ‘Chucky’! Please ask your parents for a copy of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” so you can see why Dourif received an Academy Award for his performance in that film.

  • tony

    only a finger tip of these actors are good the rest trash them like the first!

  • tony

    only a finger tip of these actors are good the rest trash them like the first!