14 Really Hard Movie One-Man Armies

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1. John Rambo in “First Blood”, “Rambo: First Blood Part II”, “Rambo III” and “Rambo”

Many people forget that only one person dies in “First Blood”.  But any lightweight accusations directed towards John Rambo were certainly quashed once he really got into the swing of things.  Each subsequent movie ups the body-count, finally settling on a respectable 247 kills in “Rambo”.  And that was when he was 110 years old.

The other unbelievable thing is – he’s not even finished yet, with “Rambo V: The Savage Hunt” coming in 2011.  Early reports have it that the film will be based around Rambo’s surgical attachment to a tank with wings, just as an entire planet of stuntmen and film critics arrive in a massive spaceship with “RAMBO’S A DICKHEAD” written on the side in massive letters.

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Author: Gazz Ogden

Gary enjoys films with explosions, fighting, giant robots, sex scenes, swearing, monsters and Eric Roberts - or what can more commonly be termed, 'shit'. He is an expert (by default) on films that nobody else watches and his favourite movie is Transformers - although he is aware lots of people watched that.
  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    Kham in Tom Yung Goon aka The Protector starring Tony Jaa.
    Inspector Tequila Hard Boiled (Chow Yun Fat)
    Beck in The Rundown (Dwayne Johnson)
    Todd 3465 in Solider (Kurt Russell)
    But Tequilla is a definite man.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

    I have to admit, Liam Neeson was incredibly badass in “Taken”. I was shock that he could be that utterly badass. Hope he comes back for the sequel.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

    LOL. Todd in “Soldier”. One of my favorite guilty pleasures. It also co-starred another major (but alas, pretty much former now) badass, Jason Scott Lee.

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    Yeah that was such a good “bad” film. And Jason Scott Lee came off of Dragon on fire, and then Hollywood quickly put him out.

  • Eric

    yea all of those are awsome. Isn't number 8 from “The Rundown”.

  • GazzO

    Yeah it is from “The Rundown” – it was called “Welcome to the Jungle” in England.

  • vineland

    Liam Neeson kicked ass in Sam Raimi's Darkman. Plus Rutger Hauer in Blind Fury. Definitely Hard Boiled; Chow and Tony made me shit my pants they were so good in that film.

  • GazzO

    Yes! I forgot about Blind Fury – such a good film.

  • http://www.originalgeekspodcast.com/ Dedpool aka Jiinx

    Blind Fury was awesome!!! Now that's something that could use a remake with some extra japanese flair thrown in.

  • Thebugman1

    Leon the Professional is a no show on this list? Really? Even as a runner-up?