2009 Golden Globe Winners

So the much-maligned Golden Globes dished out some hardware over the weekend. What, you were too busy watching NFL playoffs to notice? For shame! The Globes was fantast– oh who am I kidding, I didn’t even know it took place over the weekend, and I actually do this thing for a living! Okay, calling this a “living” is a tad much, but you know, I’m actually supposed to follow this stuff, and even I couldn’t muster the energy to remember it was on last night. Anyways, here’s your full list of winners and losers from the 66th annual Golden Globe awards. Yes, they’ve actually done this 66th time, which means that for the 66th time, everyone in Hollywood took their turn pissing on what an awful and corrupt organization the Golden Globes is, even while they’re lobbying to win one behind the scenes. Oh, Hollywood, you’re so wonderfully two-face.

BTW, how chuckle worthy is it that an organization made up of foreign press people has a category in their awards show called “Best Foreign Language Film”?

Cecil B. DeMille Award
Steven Spielberg

Best Motion Picture – Drama
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Kate Winslet – Revolutionary Road

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

Best Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy
Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy
Sally Hawkins – Happy-Go-Lucky

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy
Colin Farrell – In Bruges

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Kate Winslet – The Reader

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight

Best Animated Feature Film
Wall-E

Best Foreign Language Film
Waltz With Bashir (Israel)

Best Director – Motion Picture
Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Slumdog Millionaire – Written by Simon Beaufoy

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Slumdog Millionaire – Composed by A. R. Rahman

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“The Wrestler” – The Wrestler: Music & Lyrics By: Bruce Springsteen

Best Television Series – Drama
Mad Men (AMC)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama
Anna Paquin – True Blood (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Gabriel Byrne – In Treatment (HBO)

Best Television Series – Musical Or Comedy
30 Rock (NBC)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Musical Or Comedy
Tina Fey – 30 Rock (NBC)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Musical Or Comedy
Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock (NBC)

Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television
John Adams (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Laura Linney – John Adams (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Paul Giamatti – John Adams (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Laura Dern – Recount (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Tom Wilkinson – John Adams (HBO)