So, yeah. The Golden Globes. It’s the Awards show that everyone wants to win (cause, come on, who doesn’t like winning, especially Hollywood?), but it’s the Awards show that once the night is over (whether you win or lose) you pretty much forget about. Does anyone brag that they’re a “Golden Globe winner”? Not really, no. But in case you were wondering who won Sunday’s 2011 Golden Globe Awards shindig but was too busy watching football highlights on ESPN or, you know, doing your laundry, here is your big list of winners all in one place. Don’t say I never did nothin’ for ya.
“The Artist” was apparently one of the night’s big winners. What is “The Artist”? I have no idea. Ask the 20 foreigners who vote in this thing, they might know. (Probably.)
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Descendants
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Meryl Streep – Iron Lady
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
George Clooney – The Descendants
Best Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
The Artist
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
Michelle Williams – My Week With Marilyn
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
Jean Dujardin – The Artist
Best Animated Feature Film
The Adventures Of Tintin
Best Foreign Language Film
A Separation (Iran)
Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Octavia Spencer – The Help
Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christopher Plummer – Beginners
Best Director – Motion Picture
Martin Scorsese – Hugo
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Woody Allen – Midnight In Paris
Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Ludovic Bource – The Artist
Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“Masterpiece” – W.E.
Best Television Series – Drama
Homeland (SHOWTIME)
Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama
Claire Danes – Homeland (SHOWTIME)
Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Kelsey Grammer – Boss (STARZ)
Best Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Modern Family (ABC)
Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Laura Dern – Enlightened (HBO)
Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Matt LeBlanc – Episodes (SHOWTIME)
Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television
Downton Abbey (Masterpiece) (PBS)
Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Kate Winslet – Mildred Pierce (HBO)
Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Idris Elba – Luther
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jessica Lange – American Horror Story (FX)
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Peter Dinklage – Game Of Thrones (HBO)
