5 Reasons to Love Uwe Boll (Instead of Hating Him with a Passion)

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Uwe BollOkay, so he’s the maker of bad, bad, really bad movies based on videogames. How one man can love videogames so much (the dude is, like, in his ’40s!) to make so many movies based on videogames is a mystery I don’t think anyone can really answer, and I doubt if the man himself knows. Using a combination of a smooth tongue (how does he talk people into investing and acting in these awful movies???) and a loophole in the German tax system that allows him to fund his expensive movies, Uwe Boll has build up an oeuvre that is as impressive as it is horrid. And while you are free to dislike the man for his bad movies, we think there are some good in him, as Luke Skywalker would say.

As a result, we present you with 5 good reasons to love Uwe Boll. Or at least, hate him just a little bit less…

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  • Dustin

    Hey you know what I like? I like how in all Jackie Chan’s movie HIS NAME IS JACKIE!! Sometimes he gets in a little in over his head..And he dubs his own voice! What a guy.

    What was this article about again?

  • Dustin

    Hey you know what I like? I like how in all Jackie Chan’s movie HIS NAME IS JACKIE!! Sometimes he gets in a little in over his head..And he dubs his own voice! What a guy.

    What was this article about again?

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

    I like how Jackie thinks his English is actually good enough for him to dub his own lines into English. And don’t even get me started on singing in English. Egads, Jackie, come ON!

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Nix

    I like how Jackie thinks his English is actually good enough for him to dub his own lines into English. And don’t even get me started on singing in English. Egads, Jackie, come ON!

  • Dustin

    I hate shows like the one Uwe was inerviewed on.

    “You worked with Burt Reynolds?How was his face?
    HOW WAS HIS FACE? Does it still look strange!HAHAHA!!”

    How’s your face?-ya self grandizing,ogre lookin’-just got finished hosting your crappy radio show and brought your “yes men” to your “in-your-face” Fox news channel show-poor man’s Howard Stern…mutha f@$%a!

    You may hate complaining hollywood man ho’s but I hate that Uwe Boll bashes actors after he is lucky enough to get them.

    Now if only Burt and Jackie would work together…again. I can only watch Cannonball Run II so many times.

  • Dustin

    I hate shows like the one Uwe was inerviewed on.

    “You worked with Burt Reynolds?How was his face?
    HOW WAS HIS FACE? Does it still look strange!HAHAHA!!”

    How’s your face?-ya self grandizing,ogre lookin’-just got finished hosting your crappy radio show and brought your “yes men” to your “in-your-face” Fox news channel show-poor man’s Howard Stern…mutha f@$%a!

    You may hate complaining hollywood man ho’s but I hate that Uwe Boll bashes actors after he is lucky enough to get them.

    Now if only Burt and Jackie would work together…again. I can only watch Cannonball Run II so many times.

  • Bruce Darren Acosta

    UWE BOLL ON MOVIES.

    I don’t mind seeing movies that are directed by him so I know hes not a good filmmaker,I like Bloodrayne with Kristanna Loken man I want to hump her arse and boobs and Natassia Malthe in the second one (love to hump on her too)
    So Uwe Boll can make another video game movie from the arcade game Ninja Assault which the film have Jillian Sands as Jack Allen an Amercian merchant gets help from three ninjas to save his daughter and the Princess from the evil dark Shogun Kagai.
    Ninja Assault directed by Uwe Boll
    to be filmed in Canada for two months.
    Thank You.
    BRUCE ACOSTA
    AUSTRALIA.

  • http://n/a Bruce Darren Acosta

    UWE BOLL ON MOVIES.

    I don’t mind seeing movies that are directed by him so I know hes not a good filmmaker,I like Bloodrayne with Kristanna Loken man I want to hump her arse and boobs and Natassia Malthe in the second one (love to hump on her too)
    So Uwe Boll can make another video game movie from the arcade game Ninja Assault which the film have Jillian Sands as Jack Allen an Amercian merchant gets help from three ninjas to save his daughter and the Princess from the evil dark Shogun Kagai.
    Ninja Assault directed by Uwe Boll
    to be filmed in Canada for two months.
    Thank You.
    BRUCE ACOSTA
    AUSTRALIA.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Nix

    Bruce, you have got to be the weirdest dude on the site, man.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com Nix

    Bruce, you have got to be the weirdest dude on the site, man.