Considering a career as an action movie henchmen? Getting hired is pretty easy — evil bad guys intent on ruling the world needs lots of guys to run around doing odd jobs, so they don’t always have the luxury of being picky. But lasting in the job, at least long enough to earn a good living (or pay off those college debts)? That’s the challenge. To help you get the most out of your career as an action movie henchmen, here are 9 rules to live by.
Warning: like your boss’s grand plan to rule the world/get revenge on the guy that wronged him/killed his brother/enslave the planet, your success as a career henchmen can sometimes depend on the competence of your boss. So if you find yourself out of work (or, worst case scenario, dead), don’t blame us.