A Pair of New G.I. Joe: Retaliation TV Spots Punch, Kick, and Shoot Online

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Movie Image

And in case you didn’t know how a fist works, Dwayne Johnson’s Roadblock teaches you the lesson that your momma shoulda taught you when you were growing up. But hey, that’s why Roadblock’s around, to be your momma. A really big, muscular, heavily tattooed momma.

Anyhoo, take a gander at two new TV spots for Jon Chu’s upcoming “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”. Remember when this movie was supposed to come out last year? (Hell, we still have the Super Bowl spot for the film from the last Super Bowl, not the one with the Ravens-49ers.) Let’s hope it wasn’t delayed because it sucked, because man, I am totally digging these TV spots and what I’m seeing. I could do without the 3D, though, but eh, why beat that old horse. (I’m sure the horse doesn’t appreciate it, either.)

In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

Starring Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Stevenson, Ray Park, Joseph Mazzello, Arnold Vosloo, Elodie Yung, Walton Goggins, Jonathan Pryce, Byung-hun Lee, RZA, D.J. Cotrona, and Matt Gerald.

The Joes retaliate March 29, 2013.

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