A Pair of Whup-Ass Posters for The Baytown Disco

The Baytown Disco (2012) Movie Image

Oh, boy. Now this is a movie I’m gonna be keeping track of from here on out. It’s called “The Baytown Disco”, and all you need to do is take a gander at the two teaser posters for the film below to “get” what it’s all about. Here’s the plot:

After her ex-husband Carlos shoots Celeste three times in the gut, it’s time to play dirty. In the fight for her godson, Rob, she hires three outlawed and redneck brothers to bring him back to her. But nothing can be that simple in the South. What begins as a small rescue mission rises to a southern battle royal. This odd team must shoot their way through gorgeous female assassins, Native American hunters, Federal agents, and a whole lot of metal coming after them, while protecting Celeste’s innocent child.

If that doesn’t scare ya, here’s the cast:

Eva Longoria, Billy Bob Thornton, Paul Wesley, Serinda Swan, Natalie Martinez, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Zoe Bell, Michael Rapaport, Andre Braugher, Clayne Crawford, Agnes Bruckner, Travis Fimmel, Daniel Cudmore, Arden Cho, Brea Grant. Barry Battles writes and directs.

If that sounds good to you, you might want to keep track of it on Facebook or its official site (though there’s not a whole lot there at the moment).

Here are the film’s two killer posters (the newest one via Impawards):

The Baytown Disco (2012) Movie Poster

The Baytown Disco (2012) Movie Poster