I never watch MTV. Whenever I mindlessly flip past the channel during my occasional bouts of insomnia, I instantly feel old and wrinkled and out-of-touch with today’s youth. This may explain why I completely missed this entertaining assortment of promotional clips for the upcoming “A Nightmare on Elm Street” remake. Thankfully, the deranged individuals at Dread Central were kind enough to point me in the right direction, which, in turn, allows me to provide them for you, our faithful readers. The employed gimmick is certainly interesting, and should send unsuspecting tweens screaming with unadulterated terror. It’s a comforting thought.