Ali Lohan is a Troll
Horror Movie News, Troll (Remake, 2009) Movie — By Nix on June 19, 2008
No, no, she’s not ugly like a Troll, hush your mouth. She’s quite cute, actually, in a, “Oh dear God, I’m really going to feel bad for the poor girl once she turns 18 and becomes as eff’ed up as big sis Lindsay” way. What I mean is, Ali Lohan is the top choice of director John Carl Buechler for his remake of the 1986 horror flick “Troll” (pictured, left, and No, that troll isn’t giving you the finger, you’re just imagining things), which was originally directed by … John Carl Buechler? Yup, he’s remaking his own movie 20 years later. Coming up from Hollywood — a remake of that old red shoe I lost in fifth grade! Hey, don’t laugh, it was a very nice shoe. It ruled our kick ball games.
E! Online has more on the potential casting of the latest Lohan in “Troll”:
Lindsay’s little sister auditioned last week for the role of the young Eunice St. Clair, who helps Harry Potter Jr. (no relation whatsoever to J.K. Rowling’s gazillion-dollar creation of the same name) fight the evil Torok the Troll.
“She was great,” Buechler tells me. “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her.”
What does “fight for her” mean in Hollywood? Sleeping with the producers until you get your way? Damn, Carl, you da man!
More about the flick via IMDB:
A young boy befriends a good witch and is introduced to an alternate world of magic, witches, and wizards where he must fight an evil Troll Wizard who has the ability to hide his essence within others.
Sounds like what happens when I get gas. But I digress.
Someone has already given Buechler $25 million to remake his movie. Look for it in 2009. Or, er, don’t. See if I care.
3 Comments
boy nix arent you just mr. uplifting. why so negative, i think john carl buechler doing a troll remake is long over due, he’s an awesome director and why not have harry potter brought back to life by his creator. and with all the fuss that warner bros. is making about doing whatever to make sure this remake doesnt happen and the fact that j.k. rowlings magically had the name harry potter fall from the sky, will assure a box-office blowout, cause people love kaos and controversy. and with john carl buechler teaming up with peter davy and todays technology its going to be a day at the local theater im not gonna miss and you probably wont either i’ll even let you buy the popcorn. see you there.
Aw, come on, I think it was one of my better posts. Sometimes I slap these things on without thinking about it, and sometimes I get all creative and junk and come up with genius like this.
well i think she is gunna be a great actress ive got mostly ghostly its really good i dont know why people hate aki just cos of her sister is famous she is a superstar ali is keep rocking out ali !!!!.