I wonder if Miss San Antonio’s talent was handling very sharp instruments during whatever beauty pageant she was in that nabbed her the Miss San Antonio sash? I guess we’ll find out when Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills” opens next month. Or, possibly, not. It’s either/or at this point, I would imagine.
Anyhoo. Here’s Amber Heard all dressed up and armed with no one to stab.
Machete Kills is an action-packed thrill ride about the adventures of legendary secret agent Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo). In his latest mission, Machete is recruited by the U.S. President (Carlos Estevez) to stop a crazed global terrorist (Mel Gibson) from starting a nuclear war. With a bounty on his head, Machete faces death at every turn from an all-star cast of deadly assassins. Breaking all the rules, visionary director Robert Rodriguez leads this star-studded ensemble on one of the wildest adventures to save the world ever captured on film!
Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson.
The ladies get dangerous this October 11.