Who doesn’t like a good old fashioned patriotic American movie about the greatness of America and why the world should fall to their knees every morning and thank their lucky stars that we’re still around? Well, pretty much anyone who isn’t American. And maybe Michael Moore. And Sean Penn. And Danny Glover. Basically, if you spend more than a month out of the year in Hollywood on purpose, there’s a pretty decent chance you think America sucks. Of course, that hasn’t stopped Hollywood from wallowing in jingoism every now and then. And so, in honor of July 4th, here are five ridiculously patriotic movies to watch on July 4th.