I honestly cannot wait for Tim Six’s “The Human Centipede (First Segment)” to arrive on DVD so I can witness this wholly unique motion picture in all its disgusting glory. Not since ordering my copy of Takashi Miike’s “Ichi the Killer” have I been this excited about a movie. Is that sad? Does this make me some sort of closet weirdo ripe for Internet ridicule? Don’t answer that just yet. If you can sit through the embedded clip without becoming least bit intrigued by the film, I give you full permission to point and laugh at me. Many thanks to Shock Till You Drop for providing the debauchery.