Aramis Sartorio’s The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol Wants to Ruin Your Appetite

I’m not kidding about this one, folks. The trailer you’re about to watch for writer/director Aramis Sartorio’s twisted endeavor “The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is kind of rancid. However, there’s something about the clip that appeals to the Troma kid inside my soul that still loves watching sophomoric humor combined with gratuitous nudity and copious amount of bodily fluids. It’s pretty freakin’ gross, so don’t blame me if you find yourself retching all over your glossy new iPad. That imagery, however, is actually quite satisfying.

Check out this synopsis before proceeding:

The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol follows the dissapointing life of struggling actor Tommy P, who has turned his back on family and friends to pursue his dream of stardom and when he finally hits rock bottom, Tommy seeks solace in a penis pump and discovers that even in his dreams, he still fails miserably. What he doesn’t realize is that his whole life has been leading up to the moment when he awakes to find that he’s run out of second chances, and despite his regret, there is no going back.

“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” stars Mia Tyler, Aramis Sartorio, Caleb Emerson, Kimberly Kane, John Karyus, and Vincent Cusimano. The trailer ain’t safe for work, kiddies. If you’re okay with that, by all means, dig in.