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The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) Movie Review

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) Movie Review

Albert Walker October 24, 2009

“The Men Who Stare at Goats”, starring and produced by George Clooney, is an adaption of Jon Ronson’s 2004 nonfiction book about alleged psychic experiments conducted by the U.S. military. Like “The Informant!”, another...

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The Road (2009) Movie Review

The Road (2009) Movie Review

Albert Walker October 16, 2009

“The Road” is an adaptation of the 2006 novel of the same name by author Cormac McCarthy, whose novel “No Country for Old Men” was adapted into last year’s Best Picture Oscar winner. “The...

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PVC-1 (2007) Movie Review

PVC-1 (2007) Movie Review

Albert Walker October 1, 2009

Somewhere deep in rural Colombia, a gang of brutal thugs invades a family’s home, holding a husband and wife and their three small children at gunpoint. The thugs are after a large sum of...

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Boot Camp (2007) Movie Review

Boot Camp (2007) Movie Review

Albert Walker August 25, 2009

In “Boot Camp”, director Christian Duguay has given us a strange mishmash of a film. At first glance, the movie seems to be a well-intentioned exposé of the abuses in juvenile detention camps, so-called...

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S. Darko (2009) Movie Review

S. Darko (2009) Movie Review

Albert Walker August 1, 2009

“S. Darko“ is the direct-to-DVD cash-in sequel to “Donnie Darko“, writer-director Richard Kelly’s mystifying 2001 tale of teenage angst and existentialism with a time travel twist. When news originally broke that a sequel was...

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Kill Switch (2008) Movie Review

Kill Switch (2008) Movie Review

Albert Walker May 24, 2009

Formerly one of the top action movie stars of the ’90s, Steven Seagal has spent the last several years phoning it in, starring in a stream of direct-to-DVD movies which, with only a few...

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Driven to Kill (2009) Movie Review

Driven to Kill (2009) Movie Review

Albert Walker May 20, 2009

“Driven to Kill” is Steven Seagal’s second direct-to-DVD film this year. Yes, his second movie released on DVD in the year 2009, and movie #3 is already in the can. There’s really no way...

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Never Surrender (2009) Movie Review

Never Surrender (2009) Movie Review

Albert Walker April 29, 2009

As the DVD artwork proudly proclaims, “Never Surrender” stars “the world’s top MMA fighters in their first feature film!” In addition to kickboxing champion Hector Echavarria, who not only wrote and directed, but also...

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Observe and Report (2009) Movie Review

Observe and Report (2009) Movie Review

Albert Walker April 14, 2009

In “Observe and Report”, Seth Rogen (“Zack and Miri Make a Porno”, “Pineapple Express”)plays Ronnie Barnhardt, a security guard with delusions of grandeur. In Ronnie’s mind, he is the law, and the only thing...

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Weapons (2007) Movie Review

Weapons (2007) Movie Review

Albert Walker March 28, 2009

The first three minutes of “Weapons” are easily the most memorable part of the movie. The opening credits play out over slow-motion footage of a character eating a cheeseburger, and even though the action...

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Howard the Duck (1986) Movie Review

Howard the Duck (1986) Movie Review

Albert Walker March 21, 2009

One has to wonder if a movie like Howard the Duck really even requires a review. Maybe it’s enough to ask one simple question: Does the concept of a wisecracking duck (or rather, a...

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