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Guilty Pleasures (1997) Movie Review

(Movie Review by Bill Paterson) Have you ever watched a horror movie and, rather than battle an irrational paranoia that you might somehow be killed, actually find yourself hoping for it? Well, I seriously considered taking a meat cleaver to my own cranium within the first five minutes of “Guilty...

July 12th, 2004 | Read More

And Then They Were Dead (2004) Movie Review

(Movie Review by Bill Paterson) As this is my first review for BeyondHollywood.com, let’s set a few ground rules. First, I don’t use big words just to show you how smart I am. I know lots of fancy words. Like sycophant, for example. But you’re looking for an informed opinion on movies...

July 6th, 2004 | Read More

Ley Lines (1999) Movie Review

(Movie Review by Bill Paterson) Sad to say, I enjoyed this film the least of the three in the set. I probably shouldn’t take points off just because “Ley Lines” is a little less frenetic than its hyperactive predecessors. But I can’t help it: This one bored me. Although, I did...

April 17th, 2004 | Read More

Hunting Humans (2002) Movie Review

(Movie Review by Bill Paterson) You sort of have to grade these low-budget independent horror flicks on a curve. Like when you have a class full of lacrosse players taking “Intro to Spanish”. Let’s just assume getting an “A” is improbable. By that standard, some of the...

August 8th, 2003 | Read More