Batman’s Got Milk
By Nix | May 29, 2008 (10:56 am)
Batman. The Dark Knight Crusader. A guy who skulks about in the dead of night beating the crap out of murderers and rapists because one of them shot his parents dead when he was a kid, has a milk mustache. Yup, I don’t know if this means the Warner Bros. PR people are going way overboard to promote their movie, or if this is somehow brilliant, but wow, seriously? A milk ad with Batman? I don’t know what to say. But see for it yourself. I guess it’s kind of, uh, cute. In a spooky, creepy, gonna give me nightmares sort of way.
Knight falls July 18, 2008.
















How’s that for some bitter medicine Batman fans! Oh well I’m sure the actual movie will still be dark as #%&@!