Batman’s Got Milk

Batman. The Dark Knight Crusader. A guy who skulks about in the dead of night beating the crap out of murderers and rapists because one of them shot his parents dead when he was a kid, has a milk mustache. Yup, I don’t know if this means the Warner Bros. PR people are going way overboard to promote their movie, or if this is somehow brilliant, but wow, seriously? A milk ad with Batman? I don’t know what to say. But see for it yourself. I guess it’s kind of, uh, cute. In a spooky, creepy, gonna give me nightmares sort of way.

Knight falls July 18, 2008.