Behold The Cleavagery Goodness of Bitch Slap

It’s got hot chicks with killer bodies, cleavages in low-cut dresses out the wazoo, and crazy, chick-fighting goodness. What more could you ask for from your B-exploitation flick? How about some hot lesbian sex between said hot chicks and gratuitous, impromptu wet T-shirt fights involving previously mentioned hot chicks thrown in for good measure? Got your attention now, huh? “Bitch Slap” is that movie. You can call it “Grind House” minus the stripper with one leg and zombie flesh-eating nonsense.

Here’s how the movie is described on its official site:

“Bitch Slap” is a modern throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation Films of the 1950s-70s, mixing hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message … don’t be naughty! “Cult Classic” and “Cinematic Masterpiece” barely encompasses this cat-fighting, girl-banging, pile driving, go-go dancing, bronco-busting, bumping and grinding, philosophy-touting, breast-augmenting, femme-tastic f%@#-fest-fight-fantasy of epic proportions. “Bitch Slap” — You know you want it!

Wow. It’s been nearly three months since I’ve seen a movie that boasts “girl-banging” on top of “go-go dancing”. You know I love me some go-go dancing in my movies. That, and hot chicks “bumping and grinding” is just about Heaven around these here parts.

Character posters featuring the lovely ladies and strong-armed men of the cast can be found at our movie gallery:

Bitch Slap Movie Poster

Movie trailer: