Bizarro Trailer for Kyonyu Dragon: Onsen Zombies vs. Stripper 5

Thank the Gods for wacky Japanese cinema. Given the popularity of “Tokyo Gore Police”, “The Machine Girl”, and their ilk, it’s not surprising that someone is attempting to spoof the elements that make this genre so impossibly appealing. Enter “Kyonyu Dragon: Onsen Zombies vs. Stripper 5”, also known in certain circles as “Big Tits Zombies”. And while I’d like to think that I have the capacity to adequately hype the picture, the press release currently making the rounds is beyond brilliant.

Witness the power of the written word:

Are you already bored with the movies about girls in school uniforms swinging their weapons around? What? Ninja? Geisha girls? No, no, that’s all way too old fashioned. But the waiting is over as we present an incredibly Japanese style of movie. And look, if you’re bored with watching recent mass‐produced erotica and those grotesque movies, we are offering a new challenge, something awesome! Yes, 3D!

Our new movie is about pretty girls with big tits and zombies and it’s in 3D! It will be absolutely the best movie you have ever seen. No mistake. It’s a violent, action movie full of taboos. It’s up to you to watch it or not. Are you ready? ”

They said it would be impossible to put that story on the big screen but we did! And, as a special treat, our new movie “Big Tits Zombie” is in 3D (anaglyph method)! Yes, exactly as you imagine, big tits will pop up right in front of your face! Meanwhile, the hideous zombies will close in on and fight against the scantily‐dressed girls.

Charming Sola Aoi who has a splendid figure (bust: 35 inches/ waist: 23 inches/ Hip: 33 inches) is the star of the film. Sola has a baby face and a dynamite body. Her unbalanced attractions made her a big star in the world of adult videos and recently she started appearing in films and TV dramas. She is not only popular in Japan but also in other Asian countries, especially Taiwan, where she is nicknamed ‘Baby Face Big Tits.’

Once again, thank the Gods for Japanese cinema. The NSFW trailer awaits your attention. Don’t blame me if you’ve overcome by its awesomeness.