Call me crazy if it makes you sleep better at night, but I simply cannot get enough of this new wave of extreme Japanese cinema that is currently making the rounds as of late. “Tokyo Gore Police” and “The Machine Girl” are incredible films, mostly because they pack more arterial sprays and wanton bloodshed into their goofy, completely absurd storylines than humanly possible. “Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl” promises more of the same, though the level of insanity seems to have been cranked way past 11 for this particular outing. Which is fine by me — I’m sick, twisted, and utterly demented, and I’m not above watching exploding heads and gory dismemberments for hours and hours on end. It’s all in good fun, I assure you.
Here’s the skinny on the flick:
A teenaged vampire girl named Monami (Yukie Kawamura) tries to win over her high school crush by converting him into a vampire via tainted Valentine’s Day chocolate. When his current girlfriend, Keiko (Eri Otoguro of Onechanbara), tries to get revenge, she’s quickly dispatched by the powerful Monami. Keiko’s mad scientist father decides to piece her back together, complete with various “improvements” to help assist her in a rematch against the boyfriend-stealing vampire.
The gore-encrusted trailer has been nestled below for your viewing pleasure. However, it is definitely not safe for work. You’ve been warned.