Bow Down to the Ladies of Machete Kills in a New Featurette

Sofia Vergara and Alexa Vega in Machete Kills (2013) Movie Image

Apparently there are a lot of really hot ladies in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills”, like Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, and Lady Gaga. And they’re all armed and dangerous. Or in the case of Sofia Vergara, ridiculously armed and dangerous. I mean, she has boob machineguns. Wow. Check out a new featurette for Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills” that focuses on the softer, more vulnerable species. Yeah, right.

Though now that you mention it, Yes, Robert, you are correct. We wouldn’t mind seeing a movie entirely about the ladies. So how about it?

Machete Kills is an action-packed thrill ride about the adventures of legendary secret agent Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo). In his latest mission, Machete is recruited by the U.S. President (Carlos Estevez) to stop a crazed global terrorist (Mel Gibson) from starting a nuclear war. With a bounty on his head, Machete faces death at every turn from an all-star cast of deadly assassins. Breaking all the rules, visionary director Robert Rodriguez leads this star-studded ensemble on one of the wildest adventures to save the world ever captured on film!

Starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, and Cuba Gooding Jr.

The ladies dress to the nines this October 11th.