Brent’s Top Ten Movies Of 2012

Written by Brent McKnight December 30, 2012 Posted In » 21 Jump Street (2012) Movie, Citadel (2012) Movie, Cloud Atlas (2012) Movie, Django Unchained (2012) Movie, Featured Movie Articles, Haywire (2011) Movie, Looper (2012) Movie, Magic Mike (2012) Movie, ParaNorman (2012) Movie, Pitch Perfect (2012) Movie, Remington And The Curse Of The Zombadings (2011) Movie, Seven Psychopaths (2012) Movie, The Avengers (2012) Movie, The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Movie, The Raid: Redemption (2011) Movie

Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Iron Man and The Hulk in The Avengers (2012) Movie Image

“The Avengers”

With “The Avengers”, Joss Whedon delivers exactly what I wanted from this movie. Full of sharp banter, he found a way to give each and every character in this ensemble their moment to shine (except Hawkeye, but who really gives a crap about Hawkeye?). Fun throughout, emotional when it needs to be, and action-packed at the right moments, “The Avengers” goes down as the best superhero movie of the year. What’s even better, Whedon gives us the best Hulk in three attempts, and Mark Ruffalo’s quiet rage steals every scene he’s in.


Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson in Pitch Perfect (2012) Movie ImageMatthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum in Magic Mike (2012) Movie Image

“Pitch Perfect”/ “Magic Mike”

I may be alone in this (at least the “Pitch Perfect” part of the equation), but I didn’t have a better time at the movies this year than at these two. Both are an absolute blast. A sucker for musicals, I won’t claim that “Pitch Perfect” is a great movie—let’s call it a guilty pleasure. The story is pure cheese, but the a capella renditions of pop songs are too good to resist. “Magic Mike”, Steven Soderberg’s saga about male strippers, is ridiculous in other ways. Among other things it has going for it, there is a vomit-eating pig, and Matthew McConaughey playing the sleazy, oiled-up role he was born to play. There’s also a character named Big Dick Richie. How can you go wrong with that?


Curling King (2011) Movie ImageRemington And The Curse Of The Zombadings (2011) Movie Image

“King Curling”/”Remington And The Curse Of The Zombadings”

These two fall into the “weird shit I’ve seen at the movies this year” category. “King Curling” is a Norwegian comedy about the ultimate endurance test in sports, the professional curling circuit. Sharing DNA with “The Big Lebowski” and Wes Anderson, “King Curling” throws every sports cliché under the bus as it follows its hero, a former mental patient, on his slippery quest for glory. “Remington and the Curse of the Zombadings” is even more bizarre than that. When homophobic young Remington pisses off the wrong drag queen, one that just so happens to be a sort of witch doctor, he’s cursed to turn gay the first time he falls in love. And just when you think it can’t get any more absurd than that, the zombies show up. Yes, zombies. A sharp satire of close-minded intolerance, “Remington” is one that must be seen to be believed.

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  • Juggernaut

    Great list. A few of my personal faves like The Avengers and Cabin in The Woods and some like The Raid and Haywire which I have been meaning to check out with. Even the swerve, Pitch Perfect, which I loved.

  • Aegon the Conqueror

    Nicely done, agree with several of your choices.
    Did my list two or three days ago
    http://www.wicgeeks.com/t52069278/aegons-top-ten-films-of-2012/

    • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

      Nice list.

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

    Good list. Nice choices and the few that I haven’t seen I either already wanted to see or they were on my to see list anyway. Good stuff.

  • Eagle Eye

    Nice list, but about “The Avengers”, i happen to care about Hawkeye, DUDES AWESOMEEEEEEE!!!

    Favorite 3 Super-Heroes Hawkeye, DeadPool, Spider-Man :D

    • Juggernaut

      I’m torn between agreeing with you and Brent about Hawkeye. He is one of my favorite characters in the Avengers comics. However, his personality in the comics is so close to the movie version of Ironman that it seemed like Whedon just didn’t have any dialogue to give him. I loved his look and the nod to the comics having him essentially be a villain first before becoming a hero and joining the team. Hopefully he finds a niche in the next appearance. I vote for a Hawkeye and Black Widow spin-off film in the future.

    • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

      It’s not that I don’t like Hawkeye (in all honesty I was just trying to be funny, though I knew that would raise some hackles), but he’s by far the least developed character (most of the work on him actually comes through Black Widow’s response to him), and honestly, I didn’t miss him. Maybe it’s just that there are so many other stories going on he gets lost, but I felt like if any of the others had been gotten such a short shrift, it would have hurt the movie.

      I also second Juggernaut’s sentiment down below, I’d love to see a Hawkeye/Black Widow movie, one where he gets his due.

      • Juggernaut

        You’re right he was definately not as developed as the other members of the team but it was bound to happen to one of them. I honestly thought that Whedon was going to short change Banner and Cap from some of the early previews that I saw. I was certain that it was going to be the Ironman & Friends movie. Lol. Glad I was wrong but some had to suffer and unfortunately that was Hawkeye. Even Widow had some cool interaction with Loki and the group. I’ve heard a lot of people asking if Hawkeye and Widow even needed to be included in the film at all since the weren’t technically “Superheroes”. I personally liked their inclusion and feel that with some better material they could bring a cool dynamic to future films in the series. I really think that in Avengers 2 Whedon will make more of an effort to write something for the character since there was such an outcry from the fans about his lack of developement in the first one. However, it is going to be a packed roster! All of the likely members will be back (Ironman, Cap, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye) along with the possible addition of War Machine, Falcon and Ant-Man. It will be extremely tricky to let every character have a chance to shine.

        • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

          That’s going to be the hardest part with such a huge ensemble, making sure that everyone gets enough screen time. I’m curious to see how they pull it off with even more characters. No matter what, someone is going to get the shaft, and that’s going to piss some people off.

          • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

            If/when the Nick Fury and SHIELD movie gets made Hawkeye and Widow should feature heavily.

      • Eagle Eye

        Sorry, i didn’t mean to lash out at your article, its a good one, and i did understand with a joke, i hope i didnt come across rude :/

        But i agree with you guys, Hawkeye had great action scenes, that’s sure, but apart from the bit with Cap “It would be my genuine pleasure”, there were no moments where i thought, he is a great addition to the team dynamic…

        Lets hope in the sequel, they can tone down someone else and give Hawkeye a little more time to shine…

        • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

          No worries at all.

          You make a great point about him having nice action scenes, but there’s just very little to the character. And that is too bad, because Hawkeye is an awesome character in the comics.

          I think we’re all in agreement that we hope Hawkeye gets his due, either in AVENGERS 2 or perhaps in a Hawkeye/Black Widow spin off. That would be rad. He’s proven he can handle the kick ass side of things, now we just need to see a kick ass story to go along with it.

          • Eagle Eye

            Couldn’t say it better myself xD

          • Eagle Eye

            And by the way, did you like “The Amazing Spider-Man”?

          • http://twitter.com/BrentMMcKnight Brent McKnight

            I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t love it either. It was one of those movies I watched, it, mostly, kept my interest for a while, and I never thought about it once I left the theater. You?

  • Darrenjenner74

    i loved avengers more so than DKR. i was a bit dissapointed with banner/hulk tho. i thought ruffalo was far too bulky to play the thin, puny banner that ed norton played to perfection. to be honest i was just hoping for a hulk 3 and with ruffalo signing up for a few movies looks like i`m gonna get my wish, unfortunatley with ruffalo but beggars can`t be choosers.