Bruce Willis is Slightly Expendables

Sylvester Stallone’s line-up for his “Expendables” movie continues to get more impressive with the addition of Bruce Willis, albeit in a cameo ala Arnold Schwarzenegger. Willis tells MTV that he will indeed be joining the cast of Stallone’s action flick, though in a very minor role that will probably take less than a day to shoot, if that.

Says Willis:

“I haven’t united with them. I’m waiting for a call from Sly about when we’re going to try and make that happen. I don’t know anything about [my character] yet, haven’t seen any pages yet. But I’m excited about it.”

Willis will be joining a cast that already includes action stars Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, Terry Crews and Randy Couture. Not to mention Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, and — okay, maybe not so much the last two.

You gotta figure Jean-Claude Van Damme has to be sitting at home right now thinking, “Dammit, I shouldn’t have said no…”

Maybe Sly can get Seagal to replace him…

Expendables? The only thing expendables about me is my hair. Get it? Cause I'm bald? Heh.

Expendables? The only thing expendables about me is my hair. Get it? Cause I'm bald? Heh.