Seagal. The Rock’s Cousin. That Guy from Mortal Kombat. Plus Vampires. Bring it!

I would like to tell you that Steven Seagal is experiencing something of a career renaissance, but that would be a bold face lie, and you know me and the truth — we’re tight like soul brothers. But hey, fans of the Pony Tail One can still rejoice, because Seagal has a couple of very intriguing...