David Hasselhoff To Star in Anaconda Sequels 3 and 4

Now this is news I could certainly use, in a, “Well, it’s been a shitty day for movie news, so why not indulge in some Hoff action?” sort of way. According to the blokes over at Movie Hole, none other than David Hasselhoff, last seen splayed out in his hotel room eating remnants of...