Nicolas Cage is Broke aka This Explains a Lot, Doesn’t it?

Nicolas Cage does, on average, 4 movies a year, and he’s usually got 4 more in the pipeline. You can usually count on 3 of the 4 ranging in quality from Godawful to “meh”, with one being slightly less awful; and in some cases, that one movie might even good. As it turns out, there’s...

November 6th, 2009 | Read More

The Long, Strange Odyssey of Troy Duffy and Boondock Saints II

I will admit to being a fan of Troy Duffy’s 1999 movie “Boondock Saints” (made for $6 million, the film has gone on to gross over $40 million so far), and yes, I’m even looking forward to the sequel, “Boondock Saints: All Saints Day”. This, despite the fact that I...

October 22nd, 2009 | Read More

Bronson Pinchot Opens Up About Life and Co-Stars

I admit that I do like a good public disclosure. It’s cathartic, in a way; perhaps not for the stars, but for my perceptions of them. I don’t know if there’s any backlash for it. We’re in the unique age where millions can learn what you say privately. Everything said within enclosed...

October 20th, 2009 | Read More

Okay, Who Replaced Megan Fox with a Stepford Robot, and When Can we have the Real One Back?

You know the best part about Megan Fox? She’s 23 years old and she hasn’t learned the concept of filters or even what “burning bridges” mean just yet. It’s not her fault, really; the girl is, after all, only 23, and you gotta figure she’s never been told to “shut...

October 20th, 2009 | Read More

Well, At Least his Criminal Characters Will be More Authentic From Now on

Oscar winner or not, Roger Avary is about to do a full year in prison, with a 5-year probation period after pleading guilty to manslaughter charges back in August. The entire ordeal stems from a drunk-driving incident where Avary, liquored out of his mind, wrapped his Mercedes around a telephone pole...

October 1st, 2009 | Read More

Brett Ratner Desires to Make Sequel to Roman Polanski Documentary

“Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired” is a film that methodically documents the director’s famous trial nearly thirty years later and the way in which it transformed into a scene out of one of his movies: the judge directing his own self-made script, the principle players standing in...

September 29th, 2009 | Read More

Andy Richter Controls Wolf Blitzer’s Universe

You might not know it by looking at him, but beneath Andy Richter’s suave exterior is concealed an intellectual, erudite mind worth $68,000. This is the mind of a man who beat Smartest Person in the World Wolf Blitzer (SPitWWB) and an impressive showing by Desperate Housewives star Dana Delany...

September 19th, 2009 | Read More

I Saw A Bunny: R.I.P. Henry Gibson

I was incredibly saddened to learn this week that Henry Gibson, “Laugh-In” favorite and an extremely versatile character actor, passed away on Monday after a battle with cancer. He was 73. Gibson, who I became very familiar with thanks to Nick-At-Nite and Joe Dante’s classic horror/comedy...

September 18th, 2009 | Read More

If You Could Ask James Cameron One Question, What Would it Be?

Because Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson (who has appeared on such shows as “The Colbert Report” and “NOVA Science Now”), like the man who asks the genie for an ice cream sundae, would waste not just one, but two chances with James Cameron by asking about the misaligned sky effects in...

September 18th, 2009 | Read More

Megan Fox’s People Issues Press Release to Save her Career

Apparently being really, really hot doesn’t mean you can do and say anything you want without consequence. Go figure. Not all that long ago, Megan Fox recently wished all of Middle America was murdered because they don’t hold the same views as she does on gay marriage; then the lovely “Transformers”...

September 17th, 2009 | Read More

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze (1952-2009)

Can’t say as if I’ve been following Patrick Swayze’s recent trials and tribulations, especially his fight with cancer. Celebrity tabloid stuff like that bores me, and I never want to be one of those people who feed those hovering vultures that survive on exposing celebrity dirt. But...

September 15th, 2009 | Read More

Michael Bay’s Crew Sticks up for Hitler, Not so Much Megan Fox

By now you may or may not have heard: Megan Fox is really hot and really mouthy. The target of Megan Fox’s mouthiness has been, of late, her former “Transformers” director Michael Bay, who Fox has likened to a socially retarded Hitler. Apparently not everyone is happy with that comparison....

September 14th, 2009 | Read More

Oh Snap! Megan Fox Says Michael Bay is Like Hitler, Only Socially Retarded

You gotta figure that no one has ever told Megan Fox to “Shut the F— up” at least once in her life, right? If you’ve seen pictures of her from high school, you realize the answer is a big fat No. Megan Fox has looked like Megan Fox since high school, so of course no one has ever...

September 3rd, 2009 | Read More

R.I.P. John Hughes: 1950 – 2009

Sad news from the world of Hollywood, with news that director John Hughes, most famous for his High School-set teen dramedys of the 1980s like “Breakfast Club”, “Sweet Sixteen”, and “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”, has died of a heart attack while taking a morning...

August 6th, 2009 | Read More

Seth Rogen Recounts his Megan Fox Diss

Now this is funny. To be perfectly honest with you, I’m not the biggest fan of Seth Rogen. Okay, I kind of think he’s overrated and giving him The Green Hornet to star, produce, and write strikes me as overly, well, dumb. But I gotta admit, after this appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show (people...

August 3rd, 2009 | Read More

Samuel L. Jackson Wants to Fight You, Internet Critics

Celebrities are silly. They make millions of dollars for a couple months work pretending in front of a camera while eating expensive catered food and getting rubdown massages in their trailers until they’re needed, but they still insist you love them and love everything they do. Whatever. Anyways,...

July 8th, 2009 | Read More

Angelina Jolie is Hollywood’s Highest Female Earner

For those of you who care about such things, Forbes.com ranks Angelina Jolie as the reigning female high earner in Hollywood from June 2008 and June 2009, thanks to her profit participation from the comic book movie “Wanted” and a nice paycheck for her spy thriller “Salt”. Jolie’s...

July 2nd, 2009 | Read More

No More Boom Boom for Michael Bay? Yeah, Right. – UPDATED

File this one under the category of, “I’ll believe it when I see it with my own eyes.” According to the site WENN (via IMDB.com), explosions master Michael Bay, who once touted his need for awesome explosions in his everyday life in a Verizon commercial, has grown tired of movies filled...

June 18th, 2009 | Read More

David Fincher and RDJ’s iPhone 3GS Commercials

David Fincher apparently really, really loves his Mac products, enough that he was willing to direct a 30-second spot for Apple to promote their upcoming iPhone 3GS, available to retailers mid-June. The “s” stands for “speed”, in case you were wondering. The iPhone 3GS is supposed...

June 9th, 2009 | Read More

Actor David Carradine, 72, found hanged in Bangkok hotel.

Well known actor, David Carradine, was found hanged in a hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand yesterday. According to his manager, Carradine, who is most famous for his role as Qwai Chang Caine in the 1970s TV series Kung-Fu, was in Thailand shooting his latest movie. Details from The Associated Press article...

June 4th, 2009 | Read More