Video: Bruno “Accidentally” Lands in Eminem’s Lap During the MTV Movie Awards

Let’s face it, unless you’re a screaming tweener or you get paid to do this stuff as an entertainment “journalist”, you don’t actually watch the MTV Movie Awards anymore. But maybe I should have, especially when I heard about this story from the show — Sascha Baron...

June 1st, 2009 | Read More

Kiefer Sutherland’s Head Butting Incident May Delay 24 Season 8

Despite being a fan of 24, I’m not thrilled by how this year’s storyline has progressed. Seriously? Tony Almeida as a terrorist scumbag? I don’t buy it. Also, way, way too many usage of the word “conspiracy” has turned the season into something of a joke. Really, in one...

May 7th, 2009 | Read More

Jackie Chan Says Freedom is For Chumps, Not Chinese Folk

Man, I love reporting on all the crazy things Jackie Chan says. If Uncle Jackie isn’t sticking his foot in his mouth regarding one of his American movies, he’s telling his fellow Chinese citizens that they don’t need none of them fancy freedom whatchamacallits. In fact, according to...

April 20th, 2009 | Read More

Mel Gibson is Colonel Sanders in KFC: The Movie

From the producers of “Braveheart” and “Step Up 2: The Streets” comes the true story behind the KFC food chain. Ever wondered how Colonel Sanders came to possess that secret chicken recipe of his? Or why he decided to go into killing chickens for food? Well wonder no more, because...

February 25th, 2009 | Read More

Christian Bale Apologizes for Massive Douchebaggery

You gotta wonder if the “Terminator Salvation” star would have come out publicly and apologized if he hadn’t been caught by the guys and gals over at TMZ via an audio of his outburst on the set of “Salvation” earlier this week. (For those who haven’t heard it, head...

February 7th, 2009 | Read More

Val Kilmer Wants to be Your Governor, New Mexico

He’s battled Two-Face, The Riddler, and took on Joel Schumacher’s wandering hands, and now Val Kilmer would like to be your Governor. Well, the Governor of the good people of New Mexico, anyway. That is, if the former Los Angeles native turned desert town resident decides to run. He’s...

February 6th, 2009 | Read More

Stephen King Says Stephenie Meyer Sucks, Kinda Likes J.K. Rowling

Stephen King’s best stories are his short stories, where King doesn’t run out of steam about three-fourths of the way through, as he normally does with his novels, and has to resort to, say, a giant spider in a sewer or alien slugs from outer space for his endings. Really, guys, if that “It”...

February 4th, 2009 | Read More

Joaquin Phoenix Adamant Hip Hop Career is Not a Joke

Dammit, get off Joaquin Phoenix’s back! No, he’s not trying to pull an elaborate Andy Kaufman-esque gag on the world of entertainment! Yes, he really is quitting acting to become a hip-hop rapper! And no, for the last time, he will not sleep with your sister no matter how many times you ask...

February 4th, 2009 | Read More

Whoa! Christian Bale Douchebaggery Caught on Tape!

Remember from a while back all those headlines about how Christian Bale beat his sister and mother at a hotel during the London premiere of “The Dark Knight”? Bale’s PR people spun that off as the mother and daughter trying to squeeze money out of the then-34 year old actor, and we...

February 3rd, 2009 | Read More

Newsflash: Joaquin Phoenix’s Rap Career is BS

According to a source close to Joaquin Phoenix, the whole “quitting acting to concentrate on a rapping career” is currently going through is, shall we say, bullshiiiiiite. But of course you already know that. Who the hell falls off the wagon, grows a beard thicker than the bush outside my...

January 28th, 2009 | Read More

Matt Damon Says James Bond is Repulsive, Plus Other Stuff

Matt Damon thinks James Bond is a sad, sad little bitch, and he’d like to punch James Bond in the nutsack and maybe steal his wife and take his car for a spin. Okay, so maybe Matt Damon didn’t say it in exactly those words, but if I was a betting man, I would think Daniel Craig might not...

January 27th, 2009 | Read More

Joaquin Phoenix aka White Chocolate The Greatest Rapper Eva

Hey, remember not all that long ago when Joaquin Phoenix said he was taking a temporary sabbatical from acting to pursue a musical career? At first we thought it was a goof, one of those “moments of clarity” brought on by too much of the things momma warned you to steer clear off, but of...

January 16th, 2009 | Read More

McBay vs. McG: Who ya Got???

It’s always funny when two big-time Hollywood names start going at it in public like little kids at recess. Remember how much joy we got out of that brief (but oh so awesome) feud between Spike Lee and Clint Eastwood? Well they ain’t got nothing on this latest war of words. Whereas Lee and...

January 13th, 2009 | Read More

Quantum of Bonds: Daniel Craig vs. Pierce Brosnan

Daniel Craig versus Pierce Brosnan: who is the better Bond? Well if you’re every movie critic out there, you think it’s Daniel Craig. Why? Because Craig is the latest one, and movie critics, like the rest of humanity, have a short attention span, so we of course always give the new guy the...

November 24th, 2008 | Read More

Steven Seagal: Lawman?

Steven Seagal is a lawman. In New Orleans. No, seriously. This isn’t the premise of another lame direct-to-DVD action movie starring Seagal and the rap star flavor of the week. It’s really Steven Seagal, the former star of the “Under Siege” movies, as an honest-to-goodness real...

November 24th, 2008 | Read More

Robert Downey Jr. is Entertainer of the Year

I don’t usually do these celebrity list thing, but I like me a good Robert Downey Jr. story, and this one is pretty awesome. The “Iron Man” star has been named by Entertainment Weekly as their 2008 Entertainer of the Year, which I hear comes with a nice cash prize of $500 buckaroos...

November 14th, 2008 | Read More

RIP: Michael Crichton (1942 – 2008)

Wow. Michael Crichton is dead at the age of 66 after a long battle with cancer, something I didn’t even know he had, because he didn’t think it was necessary to tell people about it. I’m just stunned that he’s been fighting cancer all this time; I remember hearing him on the radio...

November 6th, 2008 | Read More

Joaquin Phoenix Confirms He’s Quitting Acting

Okay, I admit it, when we first published that article about Joaquin Phoenix telling the TV show Extra that he was quitting the acting game in order to concentrate solely on his burgeoning music career, I was a little skeptical. Well actually, I thought it was bullshit, and that Phoenix, being high on...

November 3rd, 2008 | Read More

Joaquin Phoenix Grows a Beard, Retiring from Acting

According to the man himself, Joaquin Phoenix is retiring from acting and will be concentrating on his music career from now on. I kid you not. Then again, this could all be one big joke, but Joaquin sure looks pretty serious (and of course by “serious” I mean “stone” out of his...

October 30th, 2008 | Read More

Michael Moore’s Slacker Uprising is Free — Unless you’re a Stinking Foreigner

Last month, documentary filmmaker Michael Moore made a big deal about putting his latest movie, “Slacker Uprising” on the Internet for all to see and download, or as he puts it, “a gift to my fans”. I didn’t make a post on it because, well, the doc took place in 2004, and...

October 3rd, 2008 | Read More