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Wesley Snipes Gets 3 Years in Prison for Tax Evasion
Wesley Snipes fought the law and the law kicked him all over the place, then when they were done with him, slapped the “Blade” star with a 3-year prison stint for failing to file taxes from 1999 to 2001. This, after Snipes’ lawyers spent the entire day in court offering up character testimonies from famous [...]
April 24th, 2008 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreMichael Bay is Not so Awesome Anymore?
Like the guys over at Film School Rejects, I’ve always been a fan of Michael Bay, despite all the bitching people usually do about his style over substance, etc etc. The way I see it, you either like the man’s movies, or you don’t go see them. What’s there to complain about? In any case, [...]
April 22nd, 2008 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreTwo Reasons why Uwe Boll is Kinda Awesome
You can’t be a self-respecting fanboy out there in the Interwebs if you don’t proclaim your utter hatred and disdain for Uwe Boll and his movies, and to be sure, his movies are pretty reekish, but let’s face it, much of the hatred directed at this guy is just plain silly. For instance, how could [...]
April 21st, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreUwe Boll: I’m a Genius, Assholes
I love Uwe Boll. Have I mentioned that before? Seriously, this guy makes some of the most horrendous movies in cinematic history, and yet you KNOW that he knows it, and the fact that he can roll with the punches (literally, in one case) is one of the reasons why I just can’t summon up [...]
April 9th, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreMike Myers to Host 2008 MTV Movie Awards
Canuck funnyman Mike Myers (pictured, left) has landed the gig to host the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, Myers’ second go-around at the mostly pointless awards show. It used to be that no one showed up at the MTV Movie Awards unless the producers had told them they had already won beforehand, but not so much [...]
April 9th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreUwe Boll: 1 Million Signatures and I Will Quit
I love Uwe Boll (pictured, left). Seriously, his movies are Godawful, we all know that, but I love the guy to death. His latest stunt to rile up fanboys everywhere involves him quitting the movie business for good, but only if all the fanboys out there who hates him manages to get 1 million signatures [...]
April 7th, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreCharlton Heston Dead at Age 84
I’ve yet to see a movie starring Charlton Heston that I didn’t think was good. The man simply did not make a lot of bad movies. Sure, over the course of a lengthy career the likes of Heston’s, there are the inevitable bombs, flops, and just downright embarrassments. But to tell you the truth, right [...]
April 6th, 2008 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreTom Cruise Can Eat Planets
I don’t know who Miles Fisher is, but holy crap, if Tom Cruise ever needed someone to stand in for him during, say, an assassination or a repeat appearance on Oprah, he should give Fisher a call, because the guy’s impression of Tom Cruise is spot on. Check out this two-minute clip that showed up [...]
March 26th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreSteve Brill to Fanboys Fanboys: Up Yours, Biotch!
You know, I don’t even plan on seeing “Fanboys” (I’m not that big a Star Wars fan, even though I love sci-fi, but Star Wars just doesn’t do it for me), but man, this whole hullabaloo about what’s going on with the Weinsteins and the movie “Fanboys” (and their fanboys) — more details about the [...]
March 26th, 2008 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreMichael Bay Likes to Blow Sh-t Up
You gotta love Michael Bay. I’m not in love with the guy or anything, but I dig his movies. Yes, even the Godawful “Bad Boys” films. As a movie watcher, you just gotta learn that not every movie requires the investment of, you know, deep thoughts. That’s Michael Bay’s movie in a nutshell. Best of [...]
March 19th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read More













