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Arnold Redux: Arnold Classics and the Remake Conundrum
Lazz82 October 5, 2012Before anything else is said, let’s admit it: Arnold Schwarzenegger is not a great thespian. He tries, he REALLY does, but unfortunately the “Real” Arnold leaks into the “Movie” Arnold. But Arnold’s acting career...
Read More »New on DVD/Blu-ray: Conan The Barbarian (2011)
Nix November 17, 2011You can’t keep a good barbarian down, especially not when he’s looking for a little payback. Thirty years after the Big Oak played him on the big screen for the very first time, Conan...
Read More »Box Office: The Help Slays Conan, Vampires, Apes, and Spy Kids
Nix August 21, 2011It is, indeed, the summer of Emma Stone. You’d be hardpressed to know who the little lady was a few years ago, then “Zomibeland” hit, followed by another surprise hit, “Easy A” (a film...
Read More »Conan The Barbarian (2011) Movie Review
James Mudge August 15, 2011The remake bandwagon rumbles on with “Conan the Barbarian”, dusting off John Milius’ 1982 Schwarzenegger vehicle based on the violent fantasy tales of Robert E. Howard. The film was directed by Marcus Nispel, a...
Read More »Jason Momoa Isn’t Just a Barbarian, He’s Also a Screenwriter
Nix August 7, 2011If the upcoming reboot of “Conan The Barbarian” does well and enough people pay their hard-earned money to go see it, you might get a sequel pretty fast … courtesy of “Conan” star Jason...
Read More »Bloody Conan Red Band TV Spot
Nix July 19, 2011Man, there’s a lotta choppin’ going on in the world of the “Conan” reboot. First there was that Red Band clip featuring Kid Conan doing his thing, and here’s a new TV spot featuring...
Read More »Kid Conan Slaughters his Way Through a Red Band Clip
Nix July 19, 2011Lionsgate has released the first clip from their upcoming reboot of “Conan The Barbarian”, and it just so happens to be a nearly 3-minute red band clip featuring a young Conan (Leo Howard) slaughtering...
Read More »Conan’s Barbaric New One-Sheet Poster
Nix July 8, 2011Here’s your first look at the new “Conan The Barbarian” one-sheet poster. It’s Conan-tastic. (Unfortunately they couldn’t be bothered to give us a bigger version, but whatever.) The most legendary Barbarian of all time...
Read More »Behold The UK Trailer for Conan the Barbarian
Nix July 5, 2011Lionsgate has released a new UK trailer for “Conan The Barbarian”, which is coming to you in 3D even though I haven’t seen anything in any of the trailers yet that makes me believe...
Read More »Conan Red Band Trailer Shows off Lots of Blood, Sex, and Some Dashes of T&A
Nix June 17, 2011Is this the best “Conan The Barbarian” trailer yet? Quite possibly. Check out a Red Band look at the Cimmerian warrior as he slices, dices, growls, and charms Rachel Nichols on his way to...
Read More »Extended TV Spot for Conan The Barbarian
Nix June 15, 2011Lionsgate has released a second, longer TV spot for their upcoming reboot of “Conan the Barbarian”, starring Jason Momoa as the titular Barbarian and Rachel Nichols as his damsel in distress. “Avatar’s” Stephen Lang...
Read More »First Conan the Barbarian TV Spot Wants Your Head
Nix June 10, 2011As far as I know, this is the first TV spot for the upcoming “Conan The Barbarian” reboot. I caught it during the NBA Finals last night. (The Mavs won, by the way.) It’s...
Read More »Barbaric New Conan Character Posters
Nix June 6, 2011Lionsgate has released five new character posters for their upcoming “Conan The Barbarian” reboot from director Marcus Nispel, the go-to guy for franchise reboots nowadays. The posters went out to various sites and features...
Read More »New Conan Motion Portrait Slays Some Dudes on the Beach
Nix June 3, 2011A new motion portrait for “Conan the Barbarian” courtesy of UGO. Move your mouse around the poster to see the entire thing, otherwise it’s just a slightly glitchy poster with bad “beach” sounds. The...
Read More »New Conan Poster Hacks and Slashes its Way Online
Nix May 9, 2011Brand spanking new poster for Marcus Nispel’s “Conan The Barbarian” remake arrives online on a pile of dead bodies, cause how else do you expect the world’s most famous barbarian to act? Man’s got...
Read More »Conan Reboot Writer Says Conan Will Slay in all his R-Rated Goodness
Nix May 5, 2011By now you’ve already seen the new theatrical trailer for Marcus Nispel’s “Conan The Barbarian”, and if you look closely, you’ll notice that it’s hinting at some pretty hardcore stuff. And yeah, there might...
Read More »Epic Theatrical Trailer for Conan The Barbarian Slays Online
Nix May 4, 2011Here’s your first, full-length look at Marcus Nispel’s “Conan The Barbarian” reboot, starring Jason Momoa, who seems to be on something of a barbarian role, what with this and his role in HBO’s “Game...
Read More »New Images for Captain America, Conan, X-Men First Class, More
Nix April 26, 2011MTV has put out their 2011 Summer movie preview special, which includes 11 brand spanking new images from some of the year’s most anticipated movies. And, uh, a couple that we could not give...
Read More »Your First Look at Stephen Lang as Khalar Zym in Conan
Nix March 18, 2011Now THAT is one angry, mean looking S.O.B. Check your very first look at “Avatar’s” Stephen Lang as Khalar Zym, the heavy in “Conan the Barbarian”. That less-than-thrilling teaser trailer notwithstanding, I’m still anxious...
Read More »Smoking Conan the Barbarian Reboot Teaser Trailer
Nix March 11, 2011Cause, um, that’s all you see. A lot of smoke, some wince-inducing dialogue, and some flashes of action and characters. I guess that’s why they call it a teaser trailer, but still … Sheesh....
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