Linda Hamilton to reprise her role as Sarah Connor, the Mother of All Mankind, in McG’s “Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins”? Britney Spears to give up self-barbering and crotchless panty partying for a role in Quentin Tarantino’s “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”?...

Let’s face it, the only thing more ludicrous than the idea of Quentin Tarantino hiring a hardcore porno actress known mostly for her spectacularly natural chest to star in his remake of “Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!” is the notion that I’ve actually slotted the film as a potential...