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Top 5 Steven Seagal Movie Babes
Steven Seagal is not an easy man to love. Being one of those tough guy action heroes, he’s liable to get into a world of trouble at the drop of a dime, with everyone from the mob to serial killers to ninjas coming at him full-bore. Hey, that’s just how the Ponytail One rolls. You [...]
April 5th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read More5 Comic Book Characters I Want to See as a Movie
I used to be a big, big-time comic book fan when I was younger. In fact, like all diehard comic book collector, I have boxes and boxes full of comics, nicely kept in their mylar bags (with backing board, of course), tucked away somewhere in a corner of my house. Throughout the years, I have [...]
April 2nd, 2008 | Nix | 3 comments | Read More5 Reasons to Love Uwe Boll (Instead of Hating Him with a Passion)
Okay, so he’s the maker of bad, bad, really bad movies based on videogames. How one man can love videogames so much (the dude is, like, in his ’40s!) to make so many movies based on videogames is a mystery I don’t think anyone can really answer, and I doubt if the man himself knows. [...]
March 25th, 2008 | Nix | 10 comments | Read More2008 New Years Resolutions for Hollywood
Let’s face it, Hollywood will never make a New Years resolution that they’ll keep for more than a few seconds after delivering their list, but that’s not going to stop us from offering up these resolutions for Hollywood to co-op as their own anyway. It took a couple of days, and a lot of hard [...]
December 28th, 2007 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreJames Mudge’s Top 10 Films of 2007
HALLOWEEN
Rob Zombie’s remake of one of the all time classics of horror cinema was always going to have an uphill struggle with fans, and though it performed surprisingly well at the box office, it was largely drubbed and mocked by genre critics. However, for those willing to overlook the fact that “Halloween” didn’t exactly need [...]
Halloween Movie Recommendations: 2007 Edition
Draw the curtains, carve the pumpkins and chill the moderately priced booze! October 31st is fast approaching and arguably the best and most fun holiday of the year is here again. Though genre fans for once do at least have a couple of decent big screen efforts to choose between in the form of “Saw [...]
October 29th, 2007 | James Mudge | 1 comment | Read MoreInterview with Troma’s Lloyd Kaufman
The King of schlock and president of Troma, Lloyd Kaufman, was the special guest of the GROSSMANN FILM FESTIVAL in a small Slovenian town Ljutomer. Slovenia is one of the small countries that came about after the breakdown of Yugoslavia, and the GROSSMANN Film and Wine Festival is one of the rare festivals in this [...]
August 17th, 2007 | Dejan Ognjanovic | 0 comments | Read MoreComic-Con ‘07: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Last month, an unprecedented 100,000 plus attendees descended upon the San Diego Convention center to get sneak peeks at upcoming installments of their favorite comic books, movies, and TV shows, as well as to meet and greet with their favorite authors, actors, and fellow geeks. This was without a doubt Comic-Con’s biggest turnout to [...]
August 14th, 2007 | T. Ward Porrill | 0 comments | Read MoreSlash and Burn: Horror in the New Millennium
A genre that was once looked upon as a cinematic powerhouse has become nothing more than profit loving garbage. What happened to the horror genre? In its prime, it treated us to a psychological thrill ride driven by its sophisticated understanding of our subconscious fears. Nowadays, and with only rare exceptions, the genre repugnantly focuses [...]
May 5th, 2007 | Aaron Carr | 3 comments | Read MoreBeyondHollywood.com’s Most Anticipated Hollywood Films of 2007
You don’t have to love Hollywood movies to appreciate what’s coming your way from Lalaland in 2007. Undead pirates, bald surfers and robots from outer space, a guy who can turn himself into sand, John Travolta in drags, green ogres, yellow people, a boy wizard tries to keep his clothes on, Matt Damon gets bourne [...]
February 11th, 2007 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreGopal’s Top 10 Movies of 2006
After several outstanding films rolled out of 2005, 2006 has been a bit of a downer. With a few notable exceptions, I didn’t come across any films that really stood out as exceptional. There were certainly some good and entertaining movies, but even they were of the deeply flawed variety. Still, thinking back through the [...]
January 6th, 2007 | Gopal | 0 comments | Read MoreJames Mudge’s Top 10 Movies of 2006
In no particular order:
The Proposition
A hardcore and unflinchingly brutal Australian Western set firmly in the darker recesses of the human soul and featuring one of the scummiest bunches of characters ever committed to celluloid. Despite this, John Hillcoat’s film manages some startling moments of serene beauty and genuine poetry, helped by a biblical script and [...]
The Top 10 Best Movies of 2006
For a movie critic, it’s amazing how few movies I see in a given year. Still, that won’t stop me from producing a Best Movies of 2006 Top 10 list, as is every wannabe movie critic’s wont. 2006 was not exactly a banner year for movies, as there are very few movies that have stuck [...]
December 28th, 2006 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreCasino Royale (2006) Movie Review / “007 and Counting”: The Life and Times of the James Bonds
In Michael Winterbottom’s “24 Hour Party People”, a film about the London music and club scene of the 1970s and 80s, the Tony Wilson character claims that it was the invention of broccoli that funded the James Bond films. Believe it or not, there is supposedly some truth to this: Albert R. Broccoli, who with [...]
November 23rd, 2006 | Brian Holcomb | 0 comments | Read MoreCategorize Me: A History of Hong Kong’s Category III Genre
WHAT HAPPENED TO CATEGORY 1 AND 2?
Hong Kong films have been a major part of the spread of Asian cinema in the West, both in terms of imports and through the infusion of talented filmmakers. When Hong Kong cinema is mentioned, viewers generally think of action films such as Ringo Lam’s “City on Fire”, or [...]
Misadventures in Hollywood: How Hong Kong’s Stars Lost Their Way in Hollywood
THEY KNOW KUNG FU
Remember the first time you saw “The Matrix”? Maybe you giggled a bit when Neo opened his eyes and said, “I know kung fu,” but when Morpheus replied, “Show me,” you knew it was on. Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne were a little stiff, but the one-on-one duel that followed the “kung [...]
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