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The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (2008) Movie Review
Granted, “The Scorpion King” with The Rock was no masterpiece; it was a mildly entertaining movie that was probably too generic for its own good, but it’s hard to argue that the film, directed by Chuck Russell, did what it did very well. And yeah, having a barely dressed Kelly Hu slinking around onscreen didn’t [...]
August 6th, 2008 | Nix | 4 comments | Read MoreBatman Begins 3 Rumors: Depp as Riddler, Jolie as Catwoman, Hoffman as Penguin
Okay, so by now you may or may not have been reading or hearing about all the rumors surrounding the casting for an inevitable third installment in the “Batman Begins” (reboot) franchise. Let’s face it, with “The Dark Knight” raking in the bucks in the States and overseas like Rosie O’Donnell in an all-you-can-eat buffet, [...]
August 4th, 2008 | Nix | 6 comments | Read MoreThe Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) Movie Review
The gang’s all back for another rousing mummy adventure in “Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”. Well, kinda. The gang is sorta back together, if your definition of “gang” is two-thirds of the original stars, and the addition of a new, potential spin-off character. Oh well, two-thirds is something, right? And as long as [...]
August 3rd, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreRed (2008) Movie Review
The film, Red, turns good and evil inside out. Everyone loves Avery. He is a dog-lover, war veteran, fisherman, beer drinker, and widower living in a typical small American town. He has a kind, sincere face, weathered by life and soulful eyes that belie a secret tragedy. Three teenaged boys accost [...]
August 1st, 2008 | Laurence Bush | 1 comment | Read MoreWolverine Comic Con Footage/Trailer
The most surprising thing about this “Wolverine” footage (it’s not really a trailer, it’s too long for that) shown at Comic Con isn’t that it’s so good you’re surprised how good it looks, but that they’re still calling this thing “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”. I always thought it was kind of a clunky title when they [...]
July 28th, 2008 | Nix | 6 comments | Read MoreMongol (2007) Movie Review
“Mongol” was nominated for a 2007 Academy Award, but it only just started making the festival rounds earlier this year, beginning at the Palm Springs International Film Festival and most recently screening at the Wisconsin Film Festival. Its limited cinematic release began on June 6, and since I live dead center of the United States, [...]
July 25th, 2008 | Bodhi Grrl | 2 comments | Read MoreFriday the 13th Remake Script Review - MINOR SPOILERS
Hey look, kids, it’s a script review for a horror movie! And not just any horror movie, but the upcoming Michael Bay-produced remake of “Friday the 13th” to boot. Yup, you know, the one with the big guy in a hockey mask and machete going around chopping up promiscuous young ladies, thus making it harder [...]
July 23rd, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreThe Dark Knight (2008) Movie Review
Since 1989, there have been six Batman films: Two starring Michael Keaton, one with Val Kilmer, one with George Clooney, and now two with Christian Bale. In these films, Batman has fought a line-up of villains that includes, we’ll go order: the Joker (Jack Nicholson), the Penguin (Danny DeVito), Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer), Harvey Dent/Two-Face (Tommy [...]
July 20th, 2008 | Bodhi Grrl | 6 comments | Read MoreBehold: The Watchmen Movie Trailer
Ready to take some serious ass kicking? Well you should, because the first ever trailer for Zack Snyder’s “Watchmen” is here! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen and nerds everywhere, you won’t even have to wait til tomorrow to see the trailer in front of “The Dark Knight”. This trailer for “Watchmen” is so good, so [...]
July 17th, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreFull Trailer for The Spirit
You know, I’ve had plenty of women problems in my life, but this Spirit guy? Ooooh boy, he’s got his hands full. There are the good girls, the bad girls, the mysterious girls, and the ones in-between. As the Octopus says, what is the deal with this guy and all these girls? It must be [...]
July 16th, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreHellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Movie Review
Hellboy is unique in the world of superheroes. He was conjured from hell by the Nazis, but he’s a good guy who watches too much TV, and enjoys a fine cigar, Baby Ruth, and the touch of a soft kitten. His weapons of choice are his rock hard Right Hand of Doom and a great, [...]
July 15th, 2008 | Bodhi Grrl | 3 comments | Read MoreTaken (2008) Movie Review
Here’s a little sound advice to all you would-be criminals out there: if the guy whose daughter you have just abducted tells you in a calm, cool, and incredibly collected voice that he’s going to find and kill you, then maybe you should listen. Having listened, it’s then time to get the hell away from [...]
July 15th, 2008 | Nix | 9 comments | Read More
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