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Box Office: The Joes Retaliate with $132 Million
So I guess it’s safe to say we’re getting a “G.I. Joe 3″, right? You’d have to be a brain dead studio executive not to be sending director Jon Chu flowers this morning in...
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Movie Review
2009’s “GI Joe: Rise of Cobra” is almost universally considered to be a terrible pile of crap. While it definitely isn’t great cinematic art, I definitely enjoyed it way more than most. Despite a...
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Snake Eyes vs. Jinx in The Latest G.I. Joe: Retaliation Clip
How many clips have we gotten from Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” by now? Quite a bit, actually. When the film opens next week, I’ll be gathering them all up into a single post...
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Ridiculously Cool 4-Minute Extended Clip From G.I. Joe: Retaliation’s Cliffside Ninja Battle
I guess you’ll never be able to accuse Paramount of not promoting Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” enough, because the studio is sure hitting the promos pretty hard for the movie. Your latest look...
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The Rock and C-Tate Bond Over Panties in Latest G.I. Joe: Retaliation Clip
In case you missed it from all those trailers and TV spots you’ve been seeing of Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”, The Rock’s Roadblock and Channing Tatum’s Duke are buddies. Best buds. BFFs, if...
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New Posters: Despicable Me 2, Hummingbird, The Colony, and G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Hey, kids, it’s new posters Tuesday! Not really, but let’s just go with it for the purposes of this post. First up is a new teaser poster for “Despicable Me 2″. Is it just...
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New Featurettes for Oblivion, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and Olympus has Fallen
A trio of behind-the-scenes featurette for three summer movies today, because who doesn’t like behind-the-scenes featurettes? I know I do! Well not really, but I don’t really hate them, either. At their best, you...
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A Handful of New Character Profiles for G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Following up on those first three character profiles for Duke, Lady Jaye, and Flint that we posted last week, comes 7 more character profiles, this time for Storm Shadow, Snake eyes, Jinx, Cobra Commander,...
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Ninjas, Guns, and Swords Take Center Stage in First Three G.I. Joe: Retaliation Clips
I suspect there will be a lot of throwing down in Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”, though how much of that will involve Snake Eyes and his bestest pal Storm Shadow, who knows. When...
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation Character Profiles for Lady Jaye, Duke, and Flint
Because you can never get enough of those rascally Joes, here are three character profiles focusing on Joe members Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki), Duke (Channing Tatum), and Flint (D.J. Cotrona). I wonder if we’re...
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Get to Know Bruce Willis’ Joe Colton in a New G.I. Joe: Retaliation Featurette
Well you probably won’t get to know that much about him. It’s mostly about Bruce Willis and how he feels about joining the “Joe” crew. For the record, he likes it just fine. I...
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Get Your Fill of Storm Shadow in a New G.I. Joe Retaliation Featurette
From the looks of it, there will be more focus on Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes’ rivalry in the upcoming “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”. We’ll also be seeing probably a lot more of Snake Eyes,...
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Bruce Willis Re-Enlists in First Clip for G.I. Joe: Retaliation
It’s actually a brief clip featuring Bruce Willis and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson chatting over a garage, followed by a few seconds of crazy action featuring the Rock driving some kind of tank and...
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A Pair of Korean Videos for G.I. Joe: Retaliation Feature More Storm Shadow
This is interesting. Check out a new trailer and TV spot from South Korea (I’m guessing North Korea doesn’t get their own specially made movie trailers, natch) for Jon Chu’s upcoming “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”....
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A Pair of New G.I. Joe: Retaliation TV Spots Punch, Kick, and Shoot Online
And in case you didn’t know how a fist works, Dwayne Johnson’s Roadblock teaches you the lesson that your momma shoulda taught you when you were growing up. But hey, that’s why Roadblock’s around,...
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G.I. Joe Villains Cobra Wants YOU to Join its Ranks (It’s Either That or Die, Probably)
Ever wondered what it took to become a Cobra soldier? Besides, you know, the ability to totally suck as the good guys shoot, punch, and kick the crap out of you, I mean. Turns...
Read More »Ninja Packed New Trailer for G.I. Joe Retaliation
Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” has ninjas. Lots of ninjas. Ninjas fighting each other. Fighting other people. And climbing. Ninjas with swords climbing and fighting at the same time. It looks damn awesome, too....
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New Trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation Has Ninjas, Bruce, and Still Very Little Channing Tatum
The best part about this new trailer for Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”? The completely gratuitous kick in the balls at North Korea, and the North Korean delegate’s reaction to it. I thought that...
Read More »G.I. Joe Retaliates with a New Poster
In case you’re wondering, Yes, Jon Chu’s “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” is still scheduled for March 29, 2013. They haven’t changed their minds about the date again or anything. Anyhoo. While you’re waiting, why not...
Read More »New G.I. Joe Retaliation Trailer Has More Plot, Not Necessarily More Tatum
Check out the latest trailer for Jon M. Chu’s delayed “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”, which was rumored to have gone back for reshoots in order to add more Channing Tatum to the film, though the...
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