G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra DVD Prize Pack Giveaway

Yo, Joe! Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow take their little tiff to the DVD shelves when “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” arrives on standard DVD and Blu Ray on November 3, 2009. But why buy it when you don’t have to? On behalf of Paramount Home Entertainment, we have one G.I. Joe DVD Prize...

October 27th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra DVD Specs

Ready to “Go Joe!” all over again? Okay, maybe not so much. Let’s face it, the movie left a lot to be desired, but maybe these 2-Disc DVD and Blu-ray specs for the film’s upcoming November 3, 2009 DVD launch courtesy of Paramount Home Entertainment will change your mind. Or not....

October 6th, 2009 | Read More

Box Office: Alien Nation Part Deux Takes #1

If Bill Gates and company over at Microsoft are smart, they’ll look at what Peter Jackson and Neill Blomkamp managed with the $30 million dollar “District 9″ and immediately greenlight a “Halo” movie, complete with north of $100 million dollar budget. The Jackson-produced...

August 16th, 2009 | Read More

Box Office: It’s Go for Joe, But Not Getaway

Proving that they don’t need no stinkin’ critics to review their movie, Paramount and Hasbro’s latest toyline movie invasion, “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” came up tops at the box office over the weekend with a solid $56 million dollar opening in domestic ticket sales. The film...

August 9th, 2009 | Read More

Open Discussion Thread: G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra

Snake Eyes. Scarlett. Storm Shadow. Duke. And … Ripcord? Okay, so maybe not a whole lot of people who grew up with the ’80s cartoon, and who have been hoarding Joe action figures since they were a wee tyke will be showing up in theaters to see Marlon Wayans as Ripcord. But let’s face...

August 7th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Movie Review

When Sienna Miller is the best actor in your movie, you’ve got issues, and Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” has issues. Based on the Hasbro toy line of the same name, the live-action “Joe” is about an international military commando unit led by General hawk (Dennis Quaid), whose...

August 7th, 2009 | Read More

Paramount Won’t Screen G.I. Joe for Critics, New Pics

Sorry, all you mainstream critics out there. You know who you are, you and your free movie passes and wine tasting on weekends and whatnot. Yeah, you. Paramount has decided not to give you a free screening of their movie, the last big-budget action film of the Summer, “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”....

August 4th, 2009 | Read More

Four New Clips from G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra

Love it, hate it, or fear it, here are four new clips from Stephen Sommers’ upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, which is opening next week, August 7, 2009. That’s right, kids, pretty soon you’ll be able to prove to people that you were right along, it’s the best movie...

July 31st, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe’s Heavy Duty Wants to be Black Panther

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who plays Heavy Duty in Stephen Sommer’s upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” (he’s the big black dude with the big machine gun in all the trailers) tells MTV that he has been talking with Marvel Studios about playing Black Panther in a live-action movie....

July 27th, 2009 | Read More

Two New G.I. Joe Clips Prove Snake Eyes’ CG Badassness

To be perfectly honest with you, I’m not sure if I should be impressed by Snake Eyes’ ability to dodge flying cars in this clip from Stephen Sommers’ official site (which just recently launched, prompting the debut of this exclusive clip), or be somewhat unimpressed by the fact that...

July 20th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe Advance Screening Reviews, Viral Accelerator Suit Video

Three reviews for Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” have popped up online this Wednesday morning. Apparently Paramount decided to do a little advance screening of their little indie movie in Kansas City, of all places, and as expected, the reviews flooded in. Well, okay, three...

July 15th, 2009 | Read More

Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes Brings the G.I. Joe Posters

Let’s face it, if nothing else, just seeing Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow finally being realized on the big screen and going sword-to-sword will be worth taking a trip to Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”. And if there’s more than that? Okay, that’s just gravy....

July 13th, 2009 | Read More

New Batch of G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Images

Scarlett in her full-bodied black suit thingie looking so good you wish the entire movie was about her; Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow going at it; more of Storm Shadow looking badass in his white get-up. Plus, more soldiers wearing those black molded costumes cause apparently they’re way too cool...

July 11th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra TV Spot – No Back Up

Still haven’t decided whether Stephen Sommer’s “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” is your cup of tea or not? Well you best get deciding soon, buckaroos, because the film opens August 7. Which, I guess, is still a long ways off, so forget what I just said. Procrastinate away. Anyhoo, here’s...

July 9th, 2009 | Read More

Japanese G.I. Joe Trailer Reveals The Doctor

If you’ve been keeping track of Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, then you know that the Cobra terrorist organization isn’t the up-front-and-center villains of the movie. Instead, the villains are led by Christopher Eccleston’s Destro, who is seeking a personal...

July 6th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Novelization Says No Lovin’ for Snake Eyes

You know, I’m not the biggest fan or reader or watcher of “G.I. Joe” out there, but I always thought ol Snake Eyes and Scarlett were an item? Or was I wrong? I know that Warren Ellis sort of stuck it to Snake Eyes in his recent Cartoon Network “G.I. Joe: Resolute” movie,...

June 30th, 2009 | Read More

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Says G.I. Joe is Unreality, Kinda Dumb

Okay, so maybe I added the “kinda dumb” part, but have you seen the trailers for this thing? Sheesh. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who plays Cobra Commander in the movie, says Stephen Sommers’ much-maligned “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” has nothing to do with reality, and that it’s...

June 29th, 2009 | Read More

Two New G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Pics

Here’s a possible sign of (non) box office clout for Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”: I saw “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” with my nephews, and when the “G.I. Joe” trailer played, they barely batted an eye. In comparison, they were incredibly...

June 26th, 2009 | Read More

Latest G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Trailer Sells Gags and Pratfalls

So here’s the latest trailer for Stephen Sommers’ much-maligned, much-discussed “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, which apparently has been cut to sell the lighter side of being a Joe. You know, the lighter side of guys running around in metal suits dodging missiles fired from sports...

June 19th, 2009 | Read More

Five New G.I. Joe Character Posters

So what are the chances that Marlon Wayans’ character Ripcord will, at one point or another in Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” utter the line, “Now that’s what I’m talking about?” Probably while holding up a BFG? Cause, you know, that’s...

June 17th, 2009 | Read More