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Top 5 Underappreciated Films of Dennis Quaid
Every artist has ups and downs in his career, actors and filmmakers are no different. There are films that are unappreciated because of performance or execution, sometimes both. This is a list of 5...
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Megan Fox, G.I. Joe, and The Jonas Brothers Receive Razzie Nominations
Is it just me being an extremely negative nilly or were there quite a few very bad movies released theatrically in 2009? I know every year has its own set of sweaty swine balls,...
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The 5 Most Disappointing Movies of 2009
Why the Top 5 most disappointing movies of 2009? Probably because everyone and their momma will be doing a Best Of list as the new year rears its head, so why not do the...
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra DVD Prize Pack Giveaway
Yo, Joe! Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow take their little tiff to the DVD shelves when “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” arrives on standard DVD and Blu Ray on November 3, 2009. But...
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra DVD Specs
Ready to “Go Joe!” all over again? Okay, maybe not so much. Let’s face it, the movie left a lot to be desired, but maybe these 2-Disc DVD and Blu-ray specs for the film’s...
Read More »Box Office: Alien Nation Part Deux Takes #1
If Bill Gates and company over at Microsoft are smart, they’ll look at what Peter Jackson and Neill Blomkamp managed with the $30 million dollar “District 9″ and immediately greenlight a “Halo” movie, complete...
Read More »Box Office: It’s Go for Joe, But Not Getaway
Proving that they don’t need no stinkin’ critics to review their movie, Paramount and Hasbro’s latest toyline movie invasion, “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” came up tops at the box office over the weekend...
Read More »Open Discussion Thread: G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra
Snake Eyes. Scarlett. Storm Shadow. Duke. And … Ripcord? Okay, so maybe not a whole lot of people who grew up with the ’80s cartoon, and who have been hoarding Joe action figures since...
Read More »G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Movie Review
When Sienna Miller is the best actor in your movie, you’ve got issues, and Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” has issues. Based on the Hasbro toy line of the same name,...
Read More »Paramount Won’t Screen G.I. Joe for Critics, New Pics
Sorry, all you mainstream critics out there. You know who you are, you and your free movie passes and wine tasting on weekends and whatnot. Yeah, you. Paramount has decided not to give you...
Read More »Four New Clips from G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra
Love it, hate it, or fear it, here are four new clips from Stephen Sommers’ upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, which is opening next week, August 7, 2009. That’s right, kids, pretty soon...
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G.I. Joe’s Heavy Duty Wants to be Black Panther
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who plays Heavy Duty in Stephen Sommer’s upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” (he’s the big black dude with the big machine gun in all the trailers) tells MTV that he has...
Read More »Two New G.I. Joe Clips Prove Snake Eyes’ CG Badassness
To be perfectly honest with you, I’m not sure if I should be impressed by Snake Eyes’ ability to dodge flying cars in this clip from Stephen Sommers’ official site (which just recently launched,...
Read More »G.I. Joe Advance Screening Reviews, Viral Accelerator Suit Video
Three reviews for Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” have popped up online this Wednesday morning. Apparently Paramount decided to do a little advance screening of their little indie movie in Kansas City,...
Read More »Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes Brings the G.I. Joe Posters
Let’s face it, if nothing else, just seeing Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow finally being realized on the big screen and going sword-to-sword will be worth taking a trip to Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe:...
Read More »New Batch of G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Images
Scarlett in her full-bodied black suit thingie looking so good you wish the entire movie was about her; Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow going at it; more of Storm Shadow looking badass in his...
Read More »G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra TV Spot – No Back Up
Still haven’t decided whether Stephen Sommer’s “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” is your cup of tea or not? Well you best get deciding soon, buckaroos, because the film opens August 7. Which, I guess,...
Read More »Japanese G.I. Joe Trailer Reveals The Doctor
If you’ve been keeping track of Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, then you know that the Cobra terrorist organization isn’t the up-front-and-center villains of the movie. Instead, the villains are led by...
Read More »G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Novelization Says No Lovin’ for Snake Eyes
You know, I’m not the biggest fan or reader or watcher of “G.I. Joe” out there, but I always thought ol Snake Eyes and Scarlett were an item? Or was I wrong? I know...
Read More »Joseph Gordon-Levitt Says G.I. Joe is Unreality, Kinda Dumb
Okay, so maybe I added the “kinda dumb” part, but have you seen the trailers for this thing? Sheesh. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who plays Cobra Commander in the movie, says Stephen Sommers’ much-maligned “G.I. Joe:...
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