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Two New G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Pics
Here’s a possible sign of (non) box office clout for Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”: I saw “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” with my nephews, and when the “G.I. Joe” trailer played,...
Read More »Latest G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Trailer Sells Gags and Pratfalls
So here’s the latest trailer for Stephen Sommers’ much-maligned, much-discussed “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, which apparently has been cut to sell the lighter side of being a Joe. You know, the lighter side...
Read More »Five New G.I. Joe Character Posters
So what are the chances that Marlon Wayans’ character Ripcord will, at one point or another in Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” utter the line, “Now that’s what I’m talking about?” Probably...
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G.I. Joe Damage Control Begins…
Hear that? That’s the sound of studio suits at Paramount cursing this thing called the Interwebs and the fanboys that drives it. Yup, it looks like the movie studio behind “G.I. Joe: Rise of...
Read More »Latest G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Poster Asks Questions…
Such as … if Storm Shadow is a badass master ninja, why is he carrying around a sidearm? What’s up with that? Plus, is The Baroness’ secret superpower somehow hidden inside her two ample...
Read More »Did Stephen Sommers Get Fired From G.I. Joe?
Uh oh. I smell a mess of “Punisher: War Zone” proportions. According to the guys over at Comicbookmovie.com, director Stephen Sommers has been essentially “fired” from his “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” movie. Luckily...
Read More »New G.I. Joe Images Featuring More Baroness Goodness, Snake Eyes
Six new images from Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” that features even more leather-clad goodness from Sienna Miller’s The Baroness. Plus, Snake Eyes’ molded body still looks weird, and I can’t decide...
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MTV Movie Awards Clips: G.I. Joe, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Transformers 2
MTV is throwing a big shindig over at MTVland today, and you can catch it live on MTV, of course. Along with giving irrelevant popcorn awards buckets to people who’ll probably just use them...
Read More »New International G.I. Joe Poster
A new International poster for Stephen Sommers’ live-action “G.I. Joe” movie, which at this point might be the best movie based on a toy line ever, or not so much. To be honest, your...
Read More »No Politics in G.I. Joe, Says Producer
What? No thinly disguised Hollywood claptrap about the evils (ahem, let me rephrase that: the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILS) of American foreign policy in the new “G.I. Joe” movie? For shame, Hollywood, for shame! Then again, we...
Read More »New G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Trailer. Again.
Yesterday we posted a new trailer for “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, but it didn’t take long before Paramount’s lawyers sent us a letter “asking” us to remove it. Now, less than 24 hours...
Read More »New French G.I. Joe Trailer Reveals More Footage
If you were wondering what new footages you’re going to see in the new “G.I. Joe” trailer that’s scheduled to be released soon, wonder no more. Here’s a French trailer that probably has all...
Read More »12 Inches of The Baroness to Drool Over at Comic Con 09
If you’re planning to attend Comic Con 2009 in July, you’ll be able to get yourself one of these 12-inch Baroness action figures that toy guys Hasbro will be making available exclusively for Con...
Read More »G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Game Looks … Not so Good
Let’s face it, most movie studios don’t care enough about the official game versions of their big-budget movies to pay any attention to you gamers out there, thus the usually craptacular nature of most...
Read More »G.I. Joe’s Zartan Master of Disguise Toy
For someone named the “Master of Disguise”, ol Zartan’s looking pretty average in this toy form from “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”. But I gotta admit, they really captured the likeness of Arnold Vosloo,...
Read More »G.I. Joe’s Cobra Commander’s Squid Face Revealed
Okay, so it’s not really a squid face. It’s like some see-through plastic/bubble mask thing. I don’t know what you call it, but I guess he’s wearing it for a reason. (Maybe to seduce...
Read More »G.I. Joe Toy Reveals a Masked Destro
If you saw the trailer and was disappointed that Christopher Eccleston’s role as Destro in the upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” movie means he walks through the whole flick looking like your average...
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Superbowl XLIII Movie Trailers
They say the commercials are the best thing about the Superbowl (if, you know, you’re not into sports, as in, at all, I mean), and if you happen to dig movies, then it’s all...
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