G.I. Joe Damage Control Begins…

Hear that? That’s the sound of studio suits at Paramount cursing this thing called the Interwebs and the fanboys that drives it. Yup, it looks like the movie studio behind “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” are scrambling big-time to do some damage control in the aftermath of rumors that the...

June 13th, 2009 | Read More

Latest G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Poster Asks Questions…

Such as … if Storm Shadow is a badass master ninja, why is he carrying around a sidearm? What’s up with that? Plus, is The Baroness’ secret superpower somehow hidden inside her two ample buttcheeks? Is that why she’s always pointing them at people? And can Scarlett’s very...

June 13th, 2009 | Read More

Did Stephen Sommers Get Fired From G.I. Joe?

Uh oh. I smell a mess of “Punisher: War Zone” proportions. According to the guys over at Comicbookmovie.com, director Stephen Sommers has been essentially “fired” from his “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” movie. Luckily for all involved (sort of), the movie has been finished,...

June 11th, 2009 | Read More

New G.I. Joe Images Featuring More Baroness Goodness, Snake Eyes

Six new images from Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” that features even more leather-clad goodness from Sienna Miller’s The Baroness. Plus, Snake Eyes’ molded body still looks weird, and I can’t decide if I think Storm Shadow looks cool in his white, trenchcoat-ish...

June 4th, 2009 | Read More

MTV Movie Awards Clips: G.I. Joe, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Transformers 2

MTV is throwing a big shindig over at MTVland today, and you can catch it live on MTV, of course. Along with giving irrelevant popcorn awards buckets to people who’ll probably just use them as paper weights, the channel will be debuting a slew of exclusive clips and trailers, including the first-ever...

May 31st, 2009 | Read More

New International G.I. Joe Poster

A new International poster for Stephen Sommers’ live-action “G.I. Joe” movie, which at this point might be the best movie based on a toy line ever, or not so much. To be honest, your guess is as good as mine. The trailers sure look like this thing could go either way. Maybe we should...

May 27th, 2009 | Read More

No Politics in G.I. Joe, Says Producer

What? No thinly disguised Hollywood claptrap about the evils (ahem, let me rephrase that: the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILS) of American foreign policy in the new “G.I. Joe” movie? For shame, Hollywood, for shame! Then again, we are talking about a movie where people dress up in bulky exo-suits and...

May 5th, 2009 | Read More

New G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Trailer. Again.

Yesterday we posted a new trailer for “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”, but it didn’t take long before Paramount’s lawyers sent us a letter “asking” us to remove it. Now, less than 24 hours later, that same trailer, minus the French subtitles, has debuted over at Myspace....

May 1st, 2009 | Read More

New French G.I. Joe Trailer Reveals More Footage

If you were wondering what new footages you’re going to see in the new “G.I. Joe” trailer that’s scheduled to be released soon, wonder no more. Here’s a French trailer that probably has all that new footage destined to be in the second U.S. trailer. The trailer itself is...

April 30th, 2009 | Read More

12 Inches of The Baroness to Drool Over at Comic Con 09

If you’re planning to attend Comic Con 2009 in July, you’ll be able to get yourself one of these 12-inch Baroness action figures that toy guys Hasbro will be making available exclusively for Con attendees. Why the Baroness? We are talking about a bunch of comic book geeks and fanboys here,...

April 28th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Game Looks … Not so Good

Let’s face it, most movie studios don’t care enough about the official game versions of their big-budget movies to pay any attention to you gamers out there, thus the usually craptacular nature of most based-on-movie games. Here’s a prime example of why you shouldn’t care about...

March 30th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe’s Zartan Master of Disguise Toy

For someone named the “Master of Disguise”, ol Zartan’s looking pretty average in this toy form from “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”. But I gotta admit, they really captured the likeness of Arnold Vosloo, who plays the character in the movie. That’s important, right? So...

March 27th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe’s Cobra Commander’s Squid Face Revealed

Okay, so it’s not really a squid face. It’s like some see-through plastic/bubble mask thing. I don’t know what you call it, but I guess he’s wearing it for a reason. (Maybe to seduce a squid and make squid children, I dunno, I ain’t that smart.) Anyways, the toy form of...

March 26th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe Toy Reveals a Masked Destro

If you saw the trailer and was disappointed that Christopher Eccleston’s role as Destro in the upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” movie means he walks through the whole flick looking like your average Euro trash bad guy in a suit and tie, then rejoice, because at some point in the movie...

March 12th, 2009 | Read More

G.I. Joe Toys

AICN’s got some toys from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie. What’s the deal with Cobra Commander looking like Jason from “Friday the 13th”? Do you really need four holes to breathe? I guess.

February 13th, 2009 | Read More

Superbowl XLIII Movie Trailers

They say the commercials are the best thing about the Superbowl (if, you know, you’re not into sports, as in, at all, I mean), and if you happen to dig movies, then it’s all about the movie trailers. Remember when “The Matrix” destroyed our senses with that bullet-time commercial...

February 1st, 2009 | Read More

Totally Uncool G.I. Joe Movie Card Profiles

The G.I. site Hisstank has these new images from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie “Rise of Cobra” that shows characters from the movie in what I believe are trading cards. Or as Hisstank calls them, movie card files. Basically, trading cards. All the usual guys have come out, including...

January 30th, 2009 | Read More

New G.I. Joe Posters Are Shadowy, Black-ish

Apparently the live-action “G.I. Joe” movie is going to be filled with guys in dark black personal body armor thingies running around with guns shooting each other. Hopefully it won’t all be so PG that they’ll never hit anyone. The last thing we need is Snake Eyes brandishing...

January 27th, 2009 | Read More

Stephen Sommers Talks G.I. Joe, Bond, and Sienna Miller’s Rack

I’m pretty sure just about every fanboy in the world was excited when they heard about a live-action “G.I. Joe” movie. The prospect of seeing Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow on the big screen, karate kicking the crap out of each other, is the stuff geekgasms are made of. Then the promos...

January 23rd, 2009 | Read More

New Posters: G.I. Joe, Crank 2

A couple of new posters have shown up online. The first one is for “Crank 2: High Voltage”, which is a take-off of the poster for part 1, except, er, with the “two” in place of a gun, cause that’s creative. The other one is a toy fair promo for “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”,...

January 14th, 2009 | Read More