Badass Character Posters for G.I. Joe or Just Bad? You Decide.

Oh. G.I. Joe movie. I had so much faith in you when it was first announced that they were giving some Hollywood bigshot a ton of money to make you. The very idea of seeing Snake Eyes in living flesh (well, in black armor and mask flesh, anyway) was so thrilling, I nearly wet myself, and that’s...

December 16th, 2008 | Read More

The G.I. Joe Movie Trailer is Awesome! Awesomely Awful, That is.

Hey kids, remember that movie “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”? Wow, it sure seems like a lifetime ago since the Powers That Be released those promo images of the characters in their combat gear for all the world to see, huh? As I recall, the reaction was one big: “Eh, whatever, what else...

December 11th, 2008 | Read More

Warren Ellis’ G.I. Joe Resolute is All Kinds of Ninja-y Fun

So you’re kinda bummed out because everything you’ve seen of the “G.I. Joe” movie by Stephen Sommers kinda sucked? Well shit, kids, join the party, and here’s something else: the powers that be are actually making an animated G.I. Joe movie that has nothing to do with the...

August 11th, 2008 | Read More

G.I. Joe Plot Stuff from Comic Con

To say that I haven’t been all that impressed with what I’ve seen so far from Stephen Sommers’ live-action “G.I. Joe” would be an understatement. In fact, the only thing that has gotten me even slightly “excited” was Sienna Miller walking around in a skin-tight...

July 25th, 2008 | Read More

G.I. Joe Movie Will Feature the Rise of Cobra

Yeah, yeah, I know, those pictures from the set of Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe” didn’t exactly leave us salivating for more Joe action, and to be sure, those ridiculously corny, generic character pics Paramount released a while back like they were some ridiculously hot item didn’t...

June 23rd, 2008 | Read More

A Bloodied Up Sienna Miller in G.I. Joe

Is it wrong if I think there’s something incredibly sexy about Sienna Miller looking all bloodied up and wearing a black skin-tight outfit while shooting a scene from her movie “G.I. Joe”? Well yeah, there probably is, but who cares. Check out Sienna Miller, machinegun in hand, doing...

May 27th, 2008 | Read More

More Snake Eyes Action on the G.I. Joe Set

The guys over at JustJared has posted more pictures from the “G.I. Joe” set, currently shooting in Prague, Czech Republic at the moment. As with their last batch of pictures, these show off Ray Park as Snake Eyes, doing his black-clad ninja thing on a speeding Hummer that, if you look at...

May 18th, 2008 | Read More

Set Photos from G.I. Joe are Confusing

To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t know why Snake Eyes is covered up in a plastic black suit from head to toe, with only eye slits to see through. What is the deal with that? Is this how Snake Eyes is going to look throughout the movie? Why? Is he some kind of bubble boy that needs protection...

May 16th, 2008 | Read More

Official G.I. Joe Cast Pictures Hit the Internet

Hey, look, kids, it’s those G.I. Joe cast pictures that were released onto the Internet last month! The suits at Paramount, apparently tired of “Iron Man” and “The Dark Knight” hogging all the fanboy glory, has decided to release the pictures back onto the Internet cause...

May 7th, 2008 | Read More

Brendan Fraser Confirms G.I. Joe Cameo

Not all that long ago it was reported that Brendan Fraser would be dropping by buddy director Stephen Sommer’s “G.I. Joe” movie set and doing a brief, blink-and-you’ll-miss type cameo for his “Mummy” head honcho. Not only that, but Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson...

April 23rd, 2008 | Read More

G.I. Joe Character Pictures Galore plus Lee Byung-hun as Storm Shadow!

Holy mother of God, the guys over at What Would Tyler Durden Do has hit the jackpot, but unfortunately it probably won’t last very long. If you wanted to see more of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett besides that one photo that was released yesterday, more of Ray Park as Snake Eyes, Channing Tatum as...

April 18th, 2008 | Read More

First Look at Rachel Nichols as Scarlett in G.I. Joe

First Snake Eyes, and now Scarlett. I would like to tell you that this very first official look at “G.I. Joe’s” Scarlett (played by former Alias babe Rachel Nichols) in full costume is good, but that would be underselling it, because Rachel Nichols, dressed in a sleek black body armor-type...

April 16th, 2008 | Read More

First Look at G.I. Joe’s Battle Armor

Stunning redhead Rachel Nichols, who will be playing the crossbow slinging Scarlett in Stephen Sommers’ upcoming live-action “G.I. Joe” movie was kind enough to pose alongside a mannequin outfitted with the “battle armor” that her character will be wearing in the movie for...

April 15th, 2008 | Read More

Ray Park Talks G.I. Joe, Iron Fist

Ray Parks (pictured, left) as Snake Eyes in “G.I. Joe” will probably sell as many tickets as people going to the movie to see, well, “G.I. Joe” be turned into a live-action movie. Let’s face it, he was the best thing about “The Phantom Menace”, and since the...

April 8th, 2008 | Read More

Brendan Fraser and The Rock in G.I. Joe?

Yes on the first one, and maybe on the second one. According to Latino Review, Stephen Sommers, the director of “G.I. Joe”, has roped Brendan Fraser (pictured, left), his “Mummy” star to do a brief cameo in his latest movie, playing the Joe Gung Ho, described by LR as “the...

April 3rd, 2008 | Read More

Stephen Sommers Talks Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow

Paramount made a lot of fanboys very happy when they recently released the first official pictures of Ray Park as Snake Eyes from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie yesterday. One picture made the movie site rounds, while another (below) was given exclusively to USA Today, who had an accompanying...

March 21st, 2008 | Read More

First Look at Ray Parks as Snake Eyes in G.I. Joe!

Okay, so I’m going under the assumption that this is Ray Park underneath all that black and heavy mask, but it could be a slimmer Rosie O’Donnell for all I know. In any case, here’s your first look at what Snake Eyes will look like from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie (head...

March 20th, 2008 | Read More

I Guess Byung Hun Lee is Storm Shadow in G.I. Joe After All

You know, if Korean actor Byung Hun Lee (”A Bittersweet Life”) was ever officially confirmed as playing Storm Shadow in Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe”, I must have missed it. The actor was rumored to be in the film, but now, Paramount Pictures has sent out a press release saying...

March 18th, 2008 | Read More

More G.I. Joe Plot Talk, Action Figures

Boy, G.I. Joe is sure going in strange places — like VH1, where this article featuring an interview with the film’s producer, Brian Goldner, appeared. Now I don’t know anyone who watches VH1 (I’m assuming you have to be, like, 50 to watch it or they’ll come to your house...

March 3rd, 2008 | Read More

First Look at Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum in G.I. Joe

I don’t know what kind of photographers JFX Online has on their payroll, but damn, are they getting some good stuff lately! They got us those first looks from the set of Star Trek 11, and now they’ve gotten us our first look at (a scarred!) Channing Tatum playing Duke and (a still-blonde!)...

February 22nd, 2008 | Read More