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New G.I. Joe Posters Are Shadowy, Black-ish

New G.I. Joe Posters Are Shadowy, Black-ish

Nix January 27, 2009

And Sienna Miller's ass...

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Stephen Sommers Talks G.I. Joe, Bond, and Sienna Miller’s Rack

Stephen Sommers Talks G.I. Joe, Bond, and Sienna Miller’s Rack

Nix January 23, 2009

I’m pretty sure just about every fanboy in the world was excited when they heard about a live-action “G.I. Joe” movie. The prospect of seeing Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow on the big screen,...

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New Posters: G.I. Joe, Crank 2

New Posters: G.I. Joe, Crank 2

Nix January 14, 2009

A couple of new posters have shown up online. The first one is for “Crank 2: High Voltage”, which is a take-off of the poster for part 1, except, er, with the “two” in...

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Badass Character Posters for G.I. Joe or Just Bad? You Decide.

Badass Character Posters for G.I. Joe or Just Bad? You Decide.

Nix December 16, 2008

Oh. G.I. Joe movie. I had so much faith in you when it was first announced that they were giving some Hollywood bigshot a ton of money to make you. The very idea of...

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The G.I. Joe Movie Trailer is Awesome! Awesomely Awful, That is.

The G.I. Joe Movie Trailer is Awesome! Awesomely Awful, That is.

Nix December 11, 2008

Hey kids, remember that movie “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”? Wow, it sure seems like a lifetime ago since the Powers That Be released those promo images of the characters in their combat gear...

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Warren Ellis’ G.I. Joe Resolute is All Kinds of Ninja-y Fun

Warren Ellis’ G.I. Joe Resolute is All Kinds of Ninja-y Fun

Nix August 11, 2008

So you’re kinda bummed out because everything you’ve seen of the “G.I. Joe” movie by Stephen Sommers kinda sucked? Well shit, kids, join the party, and here’s something else: the powers that be are...

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G.I. Joe Plot Stuff from Comic Con

G.I. Joe Plot Stuff from Comic Con

Nix July 25, 2008

To say that I haven’t been all that impressed with what I’ve seen so far from Stephen Sommers’ live-action “G.I. Joe” would be an understatement. In fact, the only thing that has gotten me...

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G.I. Joe Movie Will Feature the Rise of Cobra

G.I. Joe Movie Will Feature the Rise of Cobra

Nix June 23, 2008

Yeah, yeah, I know, those pictures from the set of Stephen Sommers’ “G.I. Joe” didn’t exactly leave us salivating for more Joe action, and to be sure, those ridiculously corny, generic character pics Paramount...

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A Bloodied Up Sienna Miller in G.I. Joe

A Bloodied Up Sienna Miller in G.I. Joe

Nix May 27, 2008

Is it wrong if I think there’s something incredibly sexy about Sienna Miller looking all bloodied up and wearing a black skin-tight outfit while shooting a scene from her movie “G.I. Joe”? Well yeah,...

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More Snake Eyes Action on the G.I. Joe Set

More Snake Eyes Action on the G.I. Joe Set

Nix May 18, 2008

The guys over at JustJared has posted more pictures from the “G.I. Joe” set, currently shooting in Prague, Czech Republic at the moment. As with their last batch of pictures, these show off Ray...

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Set Photos from G.I. Joe are Confusing

Set Photos from G.I. Joe are Confusing

Nix May 16, 2008

To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t know why Snake Eyes is covered up in a plastic black suit from head to toe, with only eye slits to see through. What is the...

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Official G.I. Joe Cast Pictures Hit the Internet

Official G.I. Joe Cast Pictures Hit the Internet

Nix May 7, 2008

Hey, look, kids, it’s those G.I. Joe cast pictures that were released onto the Internet last month! The suits at Paramount, apparently tired of “Iron Man” and “The Dark Knight” hogging all the fanboy...

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Brendan Fraser Confirms G.I. Joe Cameo

Brendan Fraser Confirms G.I. Joe Cameo

Nix April 23, 2008

Not all that long ago it was reported that Brendan Fraser would be dropping by buddy director Stephen Sommer’s “G.I. Joe” movie set and doing a brief, blink-and-you’ll-miss type cameo for his “Mummy” head...

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G.I. Joe Character Pictures Galore plus Lee Byung-hun as Storm Shadow!

G.I. Joe Character Pictures Galore plus Lee Byung-hun as Storm Shadow!

Nix April 18, 2008

Holy mother of God, the guys over at What Would Tyler Durden Do has hit the jackpot, but unfortunately it probably won’t last very long. If you wanted to see more of Rachel Nichols...

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First Look at Rachel Nichols as Scarlett in G.I. Joe

First Look at Rachel Nichols as Scarlett in G.I. Joe

Nix April 16, 2008

First Snake Eyes, and now Scarlett. I would like to tell you that this very first official look at “G.I. Joe’s” Scarlett (played by former Alias babe Rachel Nichols) in full costume is good,...

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First Look at G.I. Joe’s Battle Armor

First Look at G.I. Joe’s Battle Armor

Nix April 15, 2008

Stunning redhead Rachel Nichols, who will be playing the crossbow slinging Scarlett in Stephen Sommers’ upcoming live-action “G.I. Joe” movie was kind enough to pose alongside a mannequin outfitted with the “battle armor” that...

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Ray Park Talks G.I. Joe, Iron Fist

Ray Park Talks G.I. Joe, Iron Fist

Nix April 8, 2008

Ray Parks (pictured, left) as Snake Eyes in “G.I. Joe” will probably sell as many tickets as people going to the movie to see, well, “G.I. Joe” be turned into a live-action movie. Let’s...

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Brendan Fraser and The Rock in G.I. Joe?

Brendan Fraser and The Rock in G.I. Joe?

Nix April 3, 2008

Yes on the first one, and maybe on the second one. According to Latino Review, Stephen Sommers, the director of “G.I. Joe”, has roped Brendan Fraser (pictured, left), his “Mummy” star to do a...

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Stephen Sommers Talks Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow

Stephen Sommers Talks Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow

Nix March 21, 2008

Paramount made a lot of fanboys very happy when they recently released the first official pictures of Ray Park as Snake Eyes from the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie yesterday. One picture made the movie...

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First Look at Ray Parks as Snake Eyes in G.I. Joe!

First Look at Ray Parks as Snake Eyes in G.I. Joe!

Nix March 20, 2008

Okay, so I’m going under the assumption that this is Ray Park underneath all that black and heavy mask, but it could be a slimmer Rosie O’Donnell for all I know. In any case,...

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