George Lucas and Steven Spielberg Rapes Indiana Jones

Last night’s brand spanking new South Park episode may have been titled, “The China Problem”, but it mind as well have been “The Raping of Indiana Jones by that Spielberg and Lucas Guy”, which, granted, is probably way too long for an episode title, but it would have been...

October 9th, 2008 | Read More

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull DVD Retail Exclusives

Goodness gracious, Paramount Home Entertainment and Lucasfilm sure don’t beat around the bush when it comes to releasing the goodies on DVD, do they? You may or may not already know, but “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” is scheduled to land at your local DVD shelves...

October 8th, 2008 | Read More

Weekend Box Office: Sex Sells, Indy 4 Holds, Strangers Surprises

“Sex and the City” may have dominated the weekend entertainment news, and with good reason — the story of four women’s sexcapades in New York scored $55 in its opening weekend — but the real story should be that “The Strangers” landed at a solid #3 with $20 million,...

June 1st, 2008 | Read More

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Movie Review #2

(Movie Review by Dustin Adrian) So who is Indy battling in the new Indiana Jones movie? The Nazis? The Russians? No — it’s fan expectations. There are two Indiana Jones movies in theaters right now — there’s the film that has received bad web buzz and negative reviews and then there’s...

May 27th, 2008 | Read More

Indiana Jones Whips Up $151 million

Now you would think that being able to put enough butts in seats to rake in $56 million in just two days would be considered a major success, but not so much nowadays. While $25 million on Thursday and $31 million on Friday is pretty impressive in anybody’s book, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom...

May 25th, 2008 | Read More

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Movie Review

After 19 years, the man in the fedora finally makes his long-overdue return to the big screen in Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and the question that’s on everyone’s mind is: “Is this movie worth the price of admission?” Well, let’s put it this way: my fiancée purchased...

May 22nd, 2008 | Read More

New Indiana Jones 4 30-Second Trailer

The latest “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” trailer has arrived online. There were a couple of crappy cellphone versions on YouTube and elsewhere, but Paramount has decided to give us the real thing in high definition quicktime, which you can download using the links below....

April 30th, 2008 | Read More

Two New Indiana Jones 4 Images

Leave it to USA Today to bring on the mega movies when they decide to even bother covering Hollywood movies. Over the last few months, they’ve provided first looks and articles on everything from “Speed Racer” to “Quantum of Solace” to “Watchmen”. Their latest...

April 17th, 2008 | Read More

Shia LaBeouf Gets Fierce in New Indy 4 Images

Let’s face it, when your name is “Shia LaBeouf”, it’s hard to tack on the word “fierce” to anything you do, but Shia is definitely looking like he’s ready to rumble in one of these two new “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” pictures...

April 10th, 2008 | Read More

New Trailer for Indiana Jones 4

So I was watching the kids awards show on Nickelodeon, when Harrison Ford and Shia LeBeouf showed up to give an award out for something or rather; I wasn’t really paying attention. Ford eventually gets doused with slime, as adults invariably do at these things. But behold, as soon as the show cut...

March 30th, 2008 | Read More

George Lucas on Indy 4: Relax, It’s Just a Movie

In a shocker heard ’round the world, George Lucas made his escape from Skywalker range to proclaim to the world that — gasp! — “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” is “just a movie”, no better or worst than the previous “Indiana Jones”...

March 26th, 2008 | Read More

Movie Poster: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

A brand spanking new (and final?) movie poster for Indy 4, or as the kids call it, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (thumbnail to your left, bigger version below). Set in 1957, “Indy 4″ has Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) back in action, this time in the jungles...

March 10th, 2008 | Read More

Another Indiana Jones 4 Pic

Another day, another picture of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones and that Shia kid as his kid, this time fighting Russian soldiers in a moving car while Karen Allen drives them through a jungle-esque terrain. And hey, according to this EW article that posted the image, Shia’s name in the movie is...

March 6th, 2008 | Read More

Uwe Boll has Balls, Takes on Spielberg

You gotta give him credit, ol Uwe Boll has some serious balls hanging between those two German legs of his. While everyone and their momma is running away to avoid opening their movie opposite Spielberg and Lucas’ “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”, Boll has taken...

March 5th, 2008 | Read More

Indy 4’s Trailer and the Missing Guns

So there’s this whole hullabaloo going on the interwebs today about how Spielberg et al CGI’ed out some guns from the trailer of “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” to make the trailer more “family-friendly” to U.S. audiences, and I got to thinking...

February 18th, 2008 | Read More

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Movie Images Gallery

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Movie Images Gallery Plot: In 1957, Indiana Jones is thrust back in action, venturing into the jungles of South America in a race against Soviet agents to find the mystical Crystal Skull. Starring: Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Cate Blanchett,...

February 15th, 2008 | Read More

Movie Trailer: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Here it is, kids, the trailer for Harrison Ford’s latest go as Indiana Jones, in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”. Having now seen the trailer, here are my thoughts: cool, they’re making fun of Indy’s old age; and wow, Cate Blanchett’s hair is going...

February 14th, 2008 | Read More

Yet More Indiana Jones 4 Pics

Yet more images from Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’ “old man goes on an adventure” flick, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls”, because I know you guys can’t get enough of them. These are brought to you by here, via here. So what do we learn from...

February 13th, 2008 | Read More

The Crystal Skull from Indy 4 Looks … Skullish

I’m not the biggest fan of the “Indiana Jones” movie, and the details of the latest installment doesn’t exactly have me jumping like a little school girl. But I recognize that some of you out there are crazy for the franchise, which is why I continue to post new news on it. The...

February 5th, 2008 | Read More

Three New Indy 4 Pictures: Cate and Bazooka

A couple of new “Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” pictures have appeared online. One showed Indy with a bazooka, Karen Allen, and Shia Labeouf in a car, and the second, newer one has Cate Blanchett getting testy with Indy by way of a sword. Bad girl, bad girl! Indy gets...

January 31st, 2008 | Read More