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Machete’s Pissed off Mexican is Too Pissed off for the Texas Film Commission
Kiss that million and change you were hoping to get back from the Great State of Texas for making “Machete” in-state goodbye, Robert Rodriguez. After some debate as to whether the Texas Film Commission...
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Danny Trejo Says Machete Sequel is Already Written, Optimistic About a Trilogy
Because, obviously, one movie about a pissed of Mexican slicing people to pieces isn’t nearly enough. The world needs at least two more. At least according to “Machete” star Danny Trejo, who revealed to...
Read More »Box Office: The American Takes Down the Pissed Off Mexican
He’s mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore. In fact, he’s probably gonna slice you up real good, gringo, but not good enough to take down George Clooney and “The American”,...
Read More »Machete (2010) Movie Review
I’m on a pretty good roll lately as far as movies being exactly what I want them to be. “The Expendables” was a solid attempt to recreate a 1980s style action flick driven by...
Read More »30 Bloody Head Exploding Bare Ass Flashing Seconds of Machete
I shit you not, but there are actually people in the trades writing articles debating the political ramifications of a movie like “Machete”. Honestly, a movie about a pissed off Mexican who slices and...
Read More »Eight Machete Clips Chop Their Way Across the Border
As the old Hollywood saying goes, no publicity is bad publicity. Let’s see if that’s actually true when “Machete” opens later this week, because the film’s definitely been getting its share of free publicity...
Read More »Two More Machete Red Band Clips
Two more red band clips from Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”. Look like we’re finally getting the good stuff. Now the quesion is: are they good enough for you to be lining up to see this...
Read More »The First Decent Machete Clip Arrives to Grab You by the Guts
Check out the first decent clip from Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”, which also happens to be a Red Band clip, so all you kids and people who can’t stand a little blood and guts need...
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New Images from The Town, Machete, and The Social Network
Three batch of new images for ya today, one from Ben Affleck’s impressive looking crime flick “The Town”, which, let’s face it, promises to have one of those very bleak, very tragic endings. On...
Read More »Jessica Alba Busts Michelle Rodrigeuz’s Balls in New Machete Clip
For a movie that promises outrageous action and over-the-top gratuitous violence, “Machete’s” two freshly released clips are a tad … tame. The last clip featured Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo talking over lunch, and...
Read More »Watch Danny Trejo Eat Eggs! The First Machete Clip Disappoints.
From where I’m sitting, “Machete” looks pretty badass. However, if the world judged the entire film based on the dodgy clip embedded below, there’s a very strong possibility that no one would go see...
Read More »He’s Loco, Ese! Red Band Trailer for Machete
Can’t get enough of the crazy Mexican named Machete? No worries, homes, IGN‘s got you covered with a Red Band trailer featuring the world’s most pissed off Mexican as he slashes, guts, decapitates, and...
Read More »New Machete Pic: Lindsay Lohan and Her Not-So-Little Friend
Despite all of the troubles surrounding Lindsay Lohan as of late, you can’t deny that her role in “Machete” has the potential to be insanely freaking cool. Dutch movie site Film Totaal recently posted...
Read More »Lindsay Lohan is a Naughty Nun in New Machete Poster
The latest “Machete” poster has Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun licking a gun. Yes, it’s a very classy role, but then again, what else do you expect from Lindsay Lohan? In a recent...
Read More »New Batch of Machete Posters and Lobby Cards
Yesterday Fox spent all day going around handing out “exclusive” “Machete” posters/lobby cards to various sites. Today they’ve gone ahead and released them all to the masses. Check out a couple of them below,...
Read More »First Honest to Goodness Real Trailer for Machete Debuts
After some fake trailers, semi-fake trailers, “illegal” trailers, and “sneak across the border at nights except in Arizona” trailers, Fox has finally released the first official honest to goodness real trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s...
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Rodriguez Does Damage Control on Machete, Announces Fire and Ice Remake
Remember that “Arizona” trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”? Well according to Rodriguez himself (speaking to AICN), it was another fake trailer, and definitely doesn’t represent the movie as a whole. In fact, he seems...
Read More »Pissed Off Mexican Machete Gets Political and Junk in New Trailer
Yeah, I gotta admit, this looks pretty bad. Of course, that’s probably the point. Robert Rodriguez has sent over the first real trailer (although it looks to have scenes from the fake trailer Rodriguez...
Read More »Rodriguez’s Machete Gets a Chopping Date
Robert Rodriguez’s tale of one pissed off Mexican exacting bloody (but just) revenge on The (White) Man will arrive in theaters on September 3, 2010. Written, produced, and co-directed by Rodriguez with his longtime...
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Machete (2010) Movie Preview, Images, and Videos
Starring: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Rose McGowan Directed by: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez Release Date: September 3, 2010 After...
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