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2009 Superbowl Movie Trailers Preview
What? They’re still showing movie trailers during the Superbowl? Wait, when did they started doing this again? Because you know, after waiting all game for some great movie trailers last year, I remember not...
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The Last House on the Left Remake Trailer
Wes Craven continues to cash in on his old horror movies by letting people remake them. Hey, why not? If the money’s right, I guess. Although that kinda makes it hard to bitch about...
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That Guy From G.I. Joe Steps Up to Fight(ing)
Well they sure aren’t beating around the bush with “Fighting”, huh? It’s a movie about a guy who fights people for a living, thus it’s called “Fighting”. You gotta hand it to them, they...
Read More »Ouch, it’s the Hurt Locker Trailer
Kathryn Bigelow’s Iraq War-set “The Hurt Locker”, about a unit of bomb disposal soldiers, was supposed to come out in 2008, but it’s been shelved indefinitely, probably because every Iraq War-set movie that has...
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Watchmen Japanese Trailer is Nixon-rific
Apparently Oliver Stone was wrong when he told us that my Grandmama involved in the conspiracy that killed JFK in Dallas all those years ago. In fact, it was the masked vigilante The Comedian...
Read More »Five Minutes of Liam Neeson Kicking, Punching and Shooting People in Taken
We reviewed Liam Neeson’s “Taken” last year (read that brilliant review here and behold its brilliance), but the film’s only now getting a Stateside release, and is scheduled to hit malls and multiplexes January...
Read More »Teaser for George Romero’s Island of the Dead
According to IMBD.com and elsewhere, George Romero’s latest flesh-eating opus is now going under the official title of … (wait for it, wait for it) “…of the Dead”. No, I kid you not. Apparently...
Read More »High Kick Girl Kicks Really, Really High
So, okay, so she’s a high school girl (I’m guessing by the plaid skirt and school girl uniform) and she’s, like, kinda into karate and stuff, and get this, she can kick really, really...
Read More »Crank 2 Red Band Trailer is Effin’ Eff-Tastic
In “Crank 2: High Voltage”, our anti-hero Chev Chelios, having survived his plummet from a helicopter over the skyscape of Los Angeles at the end of the first “Crank”, ends up in even more...
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First Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li Trailer is Jean-Claude Van Damme-rific
Let’s face it, the Jean-Claude Van Damme “Street Fighter” was pretty bad, but it looks like that movie’s about to have some company. Hey, I gave this movie as much a chance as everyone...
Read More »The Lesbian Vampire Killers Get a Trailer
Upon hearing the title “Lesbian Vampire Killers” a little while back, my mind, as it is wont to do, began filling up with questions, such as: Is this a movie about vampire lesbians? Or...
Read More »Is Chandni Chowk to China the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Is “Chandni Chowk to China” the greatest movie ever made, or is “Chandni Chowk to China” possibly the greatest movie ever made? Well okay, it’s probably not the greatest, that honor still goes to...
Read More »A Look at the Tim Burton Produced 9 Trailer
I haven’t even heard of this new CG movie called “9″ until the trailer for it popped up online. It looks pretty damn good, too. One of those kinda creepy, but also kinda very...
Read More »Russell Crowe in State of Play Trailer
Watch out, Russell Crowe, a crazy gunman is coming after you! Look, it’s a car, jump on it! Now that’s what I call a risky getaway! Ahem. On the heels of those first images...
Read More »The Proposal Trailer is as Predictable as a Punch in the Face
In “The Proposal”, Sandra Bullock plays a Canadian biiiiiotch and the reigning ice queen of her office who is good at her job, but also very good at making people miserable. So much so...
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Vin Diesel, Brad Pitt, and Hugh Jackman are Thunder – Thunder – Thundercats!
It’s the type of big-time Hollywood movie that we’ve been dying to see, a mega-budget action spectacular of epic proportions starring Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, and Vin Diesel in a live-action movie of the...
Read More »Fight! Fight! Fight! Ali Larter vs. Beyonce in Obsessed Trailer
It used to be that if you wanted to see a movie like “Obsessed”, all you had to do was flip over to the Lifetime Channel or one of the 300 “TV for women”...
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New Underworld 3 Int’l Trailer and Poster Offer More Rhona Mitra
There isn’t a whole lot of difference between the recently released domestic trailer for “Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans” and this international version except for a couple of new footage that are of...
Read More »New X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer (Bootleg)
Sooner or later 20th Century FOX will release the brand spanking new “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” trailer that was attached to the front of Keanu Reeves’ latest stab at not-emoting for the sake of art,...
Read More »The French Does Zombies with Paris by Night of the Living Dead
You know, I’m a fan of low-budget zombie movies, which when done right, are just really some of the greatest cinema you’ve ever seen. Okay, that’s a tad much, but they can be pretty...
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