Articles in Movie Trailers
Zack and Miri Make a Red Band Trailer
I may be overstating it a little, but “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” might just be Kevin Smith’s most commercially appealing film of all time. Well, probably not, but just go with it. Because let’s face it, as Seth Rogen’s throaty fat guy says in the movie, porn (or pron to you cool kids [...]
September 3rd, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreAnne Hathaway’s Passengers Trailer and Images
Is it a horror movie? A tale of supernatural suspense? A psychological thriller where nothing is what it seems? Heck, who knows, but it sure looks interesting, in a, “Wow, it kinda looks interesting, I guess,” sort of way. One thing’s for sure: Poor Andre Braugher, one of the best actors working today, is still [...]
September 1st, 2008 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreDubya is a Ladies Man
Go figure. And here I thought George Dubya Bush was just a dumbass from Texas who won the Presidency when he fished out a secret decoder ring at the bottom of a cereal box. Apparently, according to Oliver Stone and the writers of “W.”, the ol Texas dog had a little hunt in him, as [...]
August 29th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreNinjas. Zombies. Ninjas vs. Zombies? Sure, Why Not.
Justin Timpane’s “Ninjas vs. Zombies” is not to be confused with the 1987 movie “Ninja vs. Zombie”, or 1997’s “Zombie Ninja Gangbangers”, or even 2004’s “Vampires vs. Zombies”. This is, er, zombieS versus ninjaS. You know, plural? Anyways, it’s a low-budget horror-comedy (Yes, another one) set in the world of ninjas, zombies, and magic. Or [...]
August 29th, 2008 | Nix | 1 comment | Read MoreNew Max Payne Trailer Piles on the Noir and Crazy Action
If you’ve played the Max Payne games, then you know that director John Moore is putting that big budget that comes with having Mark Wahlberg as a star to work. I mean, wow, this thing looks just awesome. Even if it turns out to be complete shit, with an incomprehensible story, the visuals will be [...]
August 28th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreWhen Movie Trailers Go Bad: Haunting of Molly Hartley
If the IMDB.com listing for “The Haunting of Molly Hartley” is curiously devoid of a plot synopsis, you needn’t worry — just take a look at the trailer, and you’ll find out all you need to know. Basically, you’ll find out EVERYTHING, even if you wanted to know it or not. Yup, this is yet [...]
August 28th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreBritish Superhero Show No Heroics Trailer
So this trailer for a new British TV show called No Heroics has been going around the Interwebs, and it actually looks pretty decent. Basically it’s the British version of Ben Stiller’s “Mystery Men”, complete with goofy costumes, goofy superheroes, and goofy plotlines. Except, you know, with the British dry humor. Which means if you [...]
August 28th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreOfficial Fast and Furious 4 Trailer
As expected, after the bootleg trailer for “The Fast and Furious 4″ (aka “Fast and Furious”) flooded the Internet after “Death Race” opened in theaters (the trailer was shown in front of the Jason Statham movie), the Powers That Be have now released the official trailer online. Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Vin Diesel, and Jordana [...]
August 25th, 2008 | Nix | 50 comments | Read MoreFirst Painted Skin Movie Trailer
Donnie Yen’s horror/action/historical epic “Painted Skin” has the potential to be really, really awful, or just this side of okay. I had high hopes for the movie when it was just revving up production, but everything I’ve seen of it since has been a tad … confusing. This, despite the usually very reliable Gordon Chan [...]
August 24th, 2008 | Nix | 2 comments | Read MoreFast and Furious 4 Bootleg Trailer
As we told you previously, the first trailer for “The Fast and Furious 4″ will be showing up in front of Jason Statham’s “Death Race” movie, which opened yesterday, Friday. Shockingly, the studio has neglected to put the same copy on the Internet and premiere it at the same time. But don’t you worry, as [...]
August 23rd, 2008 | Nix | 3 comments | Read More













