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New Valkyrie Poster and Trailer are Tom Cruise-tastic
Remember when you would go to the theaters for the express purpose of watching a Tom Cruise movie, and you didn’t have to lie about which movie you were going to go see, lest your buddies and loved ones look at like you just grew a third eye? Yeah, those were the days. “Top Gun”, [...]
September 26th, 2008 | Nix | 0 Comments | Read MoreBiggie Smalls Biopic Notorious Gets a Trailer
I had heard that Sean Combs, aka P. Diddy, was trying to get a biopic on his late-buddy the Notorious B.I.G. (aka Biggie Smalls, aka Christopher Wallace) made, but I hadn’t heard much on it until now, when the trailer shows up online. It’s your usual rags to richies to death movie, chronicling the big [...]
September 24th, 2008 | Nix | 1 Comment | Read MoreRed Band Trailers: Role Models, Saw 5
What does a raunchy comedy about two energy drink reps who get into trouble, get sentenced to a big buddy program, and generally throws around the “F” word like there’s no tomorrow, have in common with the fifth installment of a horror franchise about some guy who refuses to die, because gosh darn it, he [...]
September 18th, 2008 | Nix | 0 Comments | Read MoreFeast 2: Sloppy Seconds Trailer and DVD Cover Art
From the looks of it, it appears the makers of “Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds” have decided to cast aside the suspense and thriller aspect of the first movie (set in a claustrophobic bar in the middle of nowhere at night, which made it the perfect spot for creatures to pick off the patrons) in favor [...]
September 11th, 2008 | Nix | 3 Comments | Read MoreNew Quantum of Solace Trailer Packs in Twice the Quantum, Three Times the Solace
To be honest with you, the Bond villains are getting so damn normal nowadays that it’s hard to really get into the whole “meglomaniacal villain out to rule the world” shtick. Whatever happened to the days of bald dude with white cat, guy with golden gun, and humongous freaks with metal teeth? Nowadays, the bad [...]
September 9th, 2008 | Nix | 0 Comments | Read MoreBangkok Dangerous Featurette Doesn’t Look That Bad
I gotta admit, I don’t have a whole lot of faith that the “Bangkok Dangerous” remake will be all that good, mostly because, well, the original wasn’t exactly brilliant stuff to begin with, and the guys who made the original is also making the remake. And yes, the fact that the movie will not be [...]
September 4th, 2008 | Nix | 0 Comments | Read MoreZack and Miri Make a Red Band Trailer
I may be overstating it a little, but “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” might just be Kevin Smith’s most commercially appealing film of all time. Well, probably not, but just go with it. Because let’s face it, as Seth Rogen’s throaty fat guy says in the movie, porn (or pron to you cool kids [...]
September 3rd, 2008 | Nix | 0 Comments | Read MoreAnne Hathaway’s Passengers Trailer and Images
Is it a horror movie? A tale of supernatural suspense? A psychological thriller where nothing is what it seems? Heck, who knows, but it sure looks interesting, in a, “Wow, it kinda looks interesting, I guess,” sort of way. One thing’s for sure: Poor Andre Braugher, one of the best actors working today, is still [...]
September 1st, 2008 | Nix | 1 Comment | Read MoreDubya is a Ladies Man
Go figure. And here I thought George Dubya Bush was just a dumbass from Texas who won the Presidency when he fished out a secret decoder ring at the bottom of a cereal box. Apparently, according to Oliver Stone and the writers of “W.”, the ol Texas dog had a little hunt in him, as [...]
August 29th, 2008 | Nix | 0 Comments | Read MoreNinjas. Zombies. Ninjas vs. Zombies? Sure, Why Not.
Justin Timpane’s “Ninjas vs. Zombies” is not to be confused with the 1987 movie “Ninja vs. Zombie”, or 1997’s “Zombie Ninja Gangbangers”, or even 2004’s “Vampires vs. Zombies”. This is, er, zombieS versus ninjaS. You know, plural? Anyways, it’s a low-budget horror-comedy (Yes, another one) set in the world of ninjas, zombies, and magic. Or [...]
August 29th, 2008 | Nix | 1 Comment | Read More
nothing they payed fox.... 
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