Rehearsal Montage for Nine

In Nine, Daniel Day-Lewis plays the luckiest man in the world, Guido Contini, with Marion Cotillard playing his wife, Penelope Cruz as his mistress, Stacy Ferguson as the whore from his youth, Nicole Kidman as his prized film star, and Judi Dench as his…well, his costume designer…and let’s...

October 20th, 2009 | Read More

More Crazy CGI Martial Arts in New Storm Warriors Trailer

Like CGI martial arts? You’re in luck, because another trailer for The Pang Brothers’ “The Storm Warriors” (aka “The Storm Riders 2″) has landed online. Let’s face it, “The Storm Warriors” is one of those movies where you know exactly where you stand...

October 19th, 2009 | Read More

Ready to Laugh (at) Jackie Chan’s The Spy Next Door Trailer?

From the guy who brought you “Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins” and “Are We There Yet?” comes Jackie Chan in … “The Spy Next Door”! It’s not just Jackie Chan, either, it’s Billy Ray Cyrus (you know, Hannah Montana’s dad?), George Lopez, and sexy...

October 19th, 2009 | Read More

Media Blasters To Release Frank Henenlotter’s Bad Biology

Anyone who really knows me is painfully aware of my unhealthy fascination with the films of Frank Henenlotter, the director behind such cult films as “Basket Case,” “Frankenhooker,” and my personal favorite, “Brain Damage.” His first film is ages, the 2008 psycho-sexual...

October 15th, 2009 | Read More

Dear John Trailer, or Channing Tatum Finally Plays an Actual Emotional Human Being

Let’s face it, Channing Tatum and acting go together like Rosie Perez and sweet, soothing love songs. After “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”, I was all about to give the man’s ability to act, or indeed, emote in any honest way onscreen, for dead. Not so fast, my friends. Here’s...

October 15th, 2009 | Read More

Does The World Really Need Undisputed 3? Probably Not.

If you’re a mixed martial artist with an inkling of acting talent, by all means, take advantage of the current wave of MMA action flicks which are making their way to video store shelves at an alarming rate. “Blood & Bone” is already collecting dust, and “Stone Cold”...

October 15th, 2009 | Read More

Albert Pyun’s Tales Of An Ancient Empire Looks Boll-Esque

I’m sure there are fans of Albert Pyun’s cheesy 1982 fantasy epic “The Sword and the Sorcerer” somewhere out there, but I’m not one of them. Admittedly, it’s been several long years since I’ve had the opportunity to sit down with the movie, and my tastes have...

October 15th, 2009 | Read More

First Trailer for Mel Gibson in Edge of Darkness

Looks like Yahoo! Movies has made today your one-stop shopping for all things “Edge of Darkness”. The site has premiered the trailer and poster for Mel Gibson’s dark revenge thriller, and it’s quite the thriller. The film, a remake of a British mini-series of the same name, stars...

October 14th, 2009 | Read More

Two More Clips from Law Abiding Citizen Will Kill Everyone

Let him out, or he’s gonna kill everyone. That sounds simple enough, right? Check out two more clips from “Law Abiding Citizen”, opening later this Friday. The film stars Jamie Foxx as a slick D.A. who goes up against Gerard Butler as a slick, vindictive sociopath who would like to...

October 14th, 2009 | Read More

Lemmy, Iggy Pop Reprise Their Roles For Hardware Promos

If you haven’t seen Richard Stanley’s 1990 futuristic action flick “Hardware,” then shame on you. Thanks to the fine, upstanding folks at Severin Films, this hyper violent sci-fi thriller is available on Region 1 DVD for the very first time. To help promote this fantastic release,...

October 14th, 2009 | Read More

Three Dysfunctional Clips From The Stepfather

Ah, I love the smell of promotional material in the morning. Dread Central posted three tantalizing clips from Darren Lynn Bousman’s upcoming remake of “The Stepfather” recently, and I’m passing them along to you. Truthfully, I’m not completely sold on this one, as I think...

October 14th, 2009 | Read More

Expendables 3-Minute Trailer Will Rock Your World

Let’s face it, Roger Ebert is going to take one look at this three-minute long trailer for Sylvester Stallone’s “The Expendables” and cream his pants in shock that Hollywood is still making this kind of movie. Heck, he might even write a long article about the evils of too many...

October 13th, 2009 | Read More

James Gunn’s Humanzee Is Ready For Delivery

After waiting for what seems like ages for its debut, “Slither” mastermind and former Troma grunt James Gunn’s outrageously violent web show “Humanzee” — which was banned by both Xbox Live and Spike TV last year — has finally made its online debut this morning....

October 13th, 2009 | Read More

New Atmospheric Clip From House Of The Devil

Ti West’s upcoming “House of the Devil” is one of the few horror movies I’m really excited about. Maybe it’s the homage to genre films from the past, or maybe it’s because I’m still trying to get people to understand the genius that is “The Roost”...

October 13th, 2009 | Read More

Women in Trouble Trailer Has Bad Girls, Bad Accents, and Bad Elevators

Apple has posted the first full trailer for Sebastian Gutierrez’s not-really-a-chick-flick chick flick “Women in Trouble”. Yes, I’m actually anticipating a movie about a bunch of chicks and the crazy, nutty things that happen to them. One major plus: no scenes of girls dancing...

October 12th, 2009 | Read More

Toy Story 3 Trailer

The look of the original Toy Story still holds up remarkably well in spite of its age (which is ancient by CG standards), but it’s amazing to see how far Toy Story 3 has come. It’s like playing Xbox 360 now and looking back at the Playstation games, which used to seem so incredible, with...

October 9th, 2009 | Read More

First Snazzy Clip From Vincenzo Natali’s Splice

Produced by “Pan’s Labyrinth” mastermind Guillermo del Toro and directed by cult Canadian filmmaker Vincenzo Natali (”Cube,” “Cypher,” “Nothing,”), the upcoming sci-fi horror outing “Splice” is shaping up to be something special. The film...

October 9th, 2009 | Read More

Official Trailer for Werner Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant

Yahoo! Movies has the official trailer for Werner Herzog’s “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans”, which may or may not be a remake of the Abel Ferrara-directed 1992 movie starring Harvel Keital. At this point, I don’t think anyone cares, except maybe Abel Ferrara. Besides...

October 8th, 2009 | Read More

First Footages from the King of Fighters Movie

Are we dealing with a “Dragonball” situation here? I don’t know, that’s up to you kids to decide. But here’s your first look at some behind-the-scenes footage from Gordon Chan’s upcoming “King of Fighters” (via YouTube). The movie is based on the popular...

October 8th, 2009 | Read More

Southpark Takes on Dead Celebrities, Billy Mays, and Ghost Hunters

How funny is this? I was watching “Ghost Hunters” when my DVR jumped over to Comedy Central to start recording “Southpark”, and guess what the episode was about? Ike, Kyle’s little brother, is seeing the ghosts of dead celebrities ala “The Sixth Sense” —...

October 8th, 2009 | Read More