Articles in Postal (2007) Movie
The Genius of Uwe Boll is Stifled. Damn you America!
Unable to cope or come to terms with the genius of Uwe Boll, American movie theaters are banning together to limit the Uber German’s latest release, the movie adaptation of the videogame “Postal”. In a press release, Doctor Boll states that he had expected to put “Postal” out wide into 1500 theaters, but will not [...]
May 16th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreAwesome Re-Defined: Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay Throwdown
I can’t be sure, but I’m pretty certain I’m developing something of a man crush on German director Uwe Boll. I used to hate the guy, like all of fandom, based on the fact that every one of his movies I’ve seen, I’ve hated. And of course, when all of fandom tells you that you [...]
May 1st, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreTwo Reasons why Uwe Boll is Kinda Awesome
You can’t be a self-respecting fanboy out there in the Interwebs if you don’t proclaim your utter hatred and disdain for Uwe Boll and his movies, and to be sure, his movies are pretty reekish, but let’s face it, much of the hatred directed at this guy is just plain silly. For instance, how could [...]
April 21st, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreUwe Boll has Balls, Takes on Spielberg
You gotta give him credit, ol Uwe Boll has some serious balls hanging between those two German legs of his. While everyone and their momma is running away to avoid opening their movie opposite Spielberg and Lucas’ “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”, Boll has taken the other path, and is opening [...]
March 5th, 2008 | Nix | 0 comments | Read MoreUwe Boll vs. Wired — WHO YA GOT???
God Bless Uwe Boll. And of course by “God Bless” I mean “someone please stop this man from making movies”. Apparently the guys over at Wired.com feels the same way, because after their negative review of Uwe Boll’s “Postal” (”…Boll seems out to shock his audience into stunned disbelief rather than actually entertain them…”), Boll [...]
August 17th, 2007 | Nix | 0 comments | Read More




