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Interview: Rare Exports Director Jalmari Helander
Those of you who still haven’t seen director Jalmari Helander’s “Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale” are seriously missing out on one of the sharpest motion pictures of 2010. The film, which stars Jorma Tommila,...
Read More »Encapsulated Cinema: Rare Exports, Merantau, and Black Swan
People don’t believe me when I say that “Black Swan” is an awful motion picture. Out of all of the movies I’ve seen over the course of 2010, it’s easily the most disappointing. In...
Read More »Santa is Not a Happy Fella in Rare Exports Clip
Why is Santa a bit peeved in Jalmari Helander’s “Rare Exports”? Um, hanging him from the ceiling will just about tick anyone off, apparently. Check out a clip from the imported horror flick “Rare...
Read More »Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) Movie Review
The Finnish “Rare Exports” has been building up some great word of mouth on the festival circuit as a sure fire cult hit, thanks in no small part to an outlandish plot based around...
Read More »Santa’s Coming in New Rare Exports Trailer
The lesson here? Don’t mess with a grouchy Santa, especially after you’ve awaken him from his slumber with dynamite. That’s just not right, man. It’s the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an...
Read More »A Proper Trailer for Rare Exports is Finally Upon Us!
Yes, dear readers, you can finally rest easy: Jalmari Helander’s upcoming horror flick “Rare Exports” has a full-length trailer that’s ready and willing to destroy every jolly good thing you’ve ever heard about Santa...
Read More »Second Creepy Teaser for Jalmari Helander’s Rare Exports
I’ve been patiently awaiting new footage from Jalmari Helander’s evil Santa opus “Rare Exports” to come streaming out of Finland for quite some time now. The second teaser for this promising little picture, which...
Read More »Jalmari Helander’s Rare Exports Rises to the Top of My Christmas List
It isn’t everyday that you stumble across a movie that features lots of heavily-armed individuals tracking Santa Claus through scenic snow-covered mountains. Finnish director Jalmari Helander’s upcoming horror/comedy “Rare Exports” boldly asks the question,...
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