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Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get it on in Scary Movie 5 Clip
I get the feeling Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan only show up briefly in David Zucker’s “Scary Movie 5″. Just long enough to toss in some jokes about how Charlie is a whoremonger and...
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New Posters for After Earth, Scary Movie 5, and Grown Ups 2
A trio of new posters for ya tonight, including one for “Grown Ups 2″. Yeah, I didn’t know they were making “Grown Up 2″, either, but apparently the first movie did pretty well, even...
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Scary Movie 5 Trailer Will Scare You (If You Expect Comedies to be Funny)
Here’s the trailer for David Zucker’s “Scary Movie 5″, which parodies the “Paranormal Activity” series. This isn’t to be mistaken with Marlon Waynes’ “A Haunted House”, which, yes, also parodies the “Paranormal Activity” movies....
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Quite Possibly the Most Frightening Image from Scary Movie 5 Yet
Dear God, apparently “Scary Movie 5″ isn’t completely devoid of horrors as I had originally thought… I don’t know who these people are, but I’m told that two of the women are Angela “Big...
Read More »Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen Hop in the Sack for First Scary Movie 5 Image
It’s somewhat amusing that the people behind the “Scary Movie” franchise is still calling it “Scary Movie”, since it stopped being a horror parody series what, after the third one? Anyways, the fifth one...
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Scary Movie 5 (2013) Movie Preview, Images, and Videos
Starring: Ashley Tisdale, Kate Walsh, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, Craig Bierko, Simon Rex, J.P. Manoux, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan Directed by: David Zucker Release Date: April 19, 2013 Three dancers...
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Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Sign Up for Scary Movie 5
If the prospect of a rebooted “Scary Movie” wasn’t enough to get you lining up at the movie theater a week in advance, perhaps this will do: perennial tabloid fodders Lindsay Lohan and her...
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Scary Movie 5 Adds Ashley Tisdale
Former “High School Musical” gal and survivor of Disney’s infamous stardom machine Ashley Tisdale has signed on to star in “Scary Movie 5″. No word if she’s just another castmember, or if she’s taking...
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Say It Ain’t So! Anna Faris Not Doing Scary Movie 5?
I love me some Anna Faris. She’s bar none the best thing about the “Scary Movie” franchise. The series has always been incredibly hit and miss with me, but it’s always been Faris that’s...
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Scary Movie 5 Gets a Director
Apparently they’re not going to reboot the “Scary Movie” franchise as originally thought, and will just end up doing a “Scary Movie 5″. Which is probably the way to go. How in the world...
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Who’s Ready For A Scary Movie Reboot? That’s What I Thought.
As far as I can tell, the only people — and I use that term loosely — who continue to watch the “Scary Movie” franchise are horny teenagers, corrupt government officials, and those with...
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Wes Craven May Return to Direct Scream 4
I don’t know whether the world is ready for another Scream film. They were timely back when the slasher/horror genre was tired enough to make fun of but still coherent. Now, even the Scary...
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