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Breck Eisner to Direct Stretch Armstrong

Breck Eisner to Direct Stretch Armstrong

Nix July 20, 2012

Looks like Relativity hasn’t given up on that “Stretch Armstrong” movie yet. I have no idea why not, though. Is the world really clamoring for a Stretch Armstrong movie? Apparently Relativity seems to think...

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Stretch Armstrong Movie Hires New Screenwriter

Stretch Armstrong Movie Hires New Screenwriter

Nix April 24, 2012

It’s amazing to me that Hasbro and their Hollywood studio partner Relativity Media haven’t been able to get a “Stretch Armstrong” movie off the tarmac sooner. I mean, hell, “The Smurfs” are cleaning up...

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No Stretch Armstrong for Taylor Lautner After All

No Stretch Armstrong for Taylor Lautner After All

Nix January 30, 2012

It wasn’t that long ago that you couldn’t go a day without announcing another major movie role for Taylor Lautner, aka the Shirtless Wonder from the “Twilight” movies. Then, uh, “Abduction” happened. The film...

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Hasbro Eyes Transformers 4, Micronauts, Other Silly Movie Ideas

Hasbro Eyes Transformers 4, Micronauts, Other Silly Movie Ideas

Nix October 17, 2011

Flushed with cash from “The Transformers” franchise, it didn’t take Hasbro long to start eyeballing other gaming properties in their possession to turn into movies. Thus, film versions of “Clue”, “Risk”, “Candy Land”, “Monopoly”,...

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Taylor Lautner Ditches Max Steel for Stretch Armstrong

Taylor Lautner Ditches Max Steel for Stretch Armstrong

Nix February 26, 2010

You know, I respect a kid with ambitions, and Taylor Lautner sure fits that bill. The kid (he just turned 18 earlier this month) has been attached to at least a half dozen projects...

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Taylor Lautner is Stretch Armstrong — in 3D!

Taylor Lautner is Stretch Armstrong — in 3D!

Nix February 7, 2010

For a kid who was this close to losing out on the franchise of a lifetime, young Taylor Lautner sure has his hands in a lot of pies. In fact, if he actually ends...

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