Apparently the geeks over at Aint It Cool News has read an earlier draft for a contemporary remake of “The Dirty Dozen” (set in the present day, with Muslim terrorists as the bad guys, no less), and they think it’s so terrible that, quote, “Any director that takes this script...

“X2″ and “Xmen: Last Stand” writer Zak Penn has reportedly been given the job of penning (har har) a remake of “The Dirty Dozen” for Warner Brothers and uber producer Joel Silver. 1967’s “The Dirty Dozen” is a favorite movie for a lot of people (not...