No, no, she’s not ugly like a Troll, hush your mouth. She’s quite cute, actually, in a, “Oh dear God, I’m really going to feel bad for the poor girl once she turns 18 and becomes as eff’ed up as big sis Lindsay” way. What I mean is, Ali Lohan is the top choice of director...

“The Green Hornet”: That goofy guy from “Knocked Up” is in negotiations to write, star, direct, and cater a big screen version of “Green Hornet”. Good luck, “Knocked Up” guy. Everyone who has taken a crack at this thing has run away screaming. Hey, Seth...