Are you kidding me? Sammo Hung versus some stinkin’ war monkeys set loose accidentally? Just exactly who is supposed to be the underdog here? Or should we say, undermonkey? Oh, man, I kill me. Anywhatever. So, Hong Kong vet Sammo Hung is in current negotiations for the movie. In Hollywood parlance,...

How do you like THIS premise for a horror-comedy: A janitor who, during a Christmas holiday, gets trapped in an underground research facility with military-trained Rhesus monkeys. Cool, right? Basically it’s going to be a guy (a lowly janitor!) in an underground facility fighting against monkeys...