I get the feeling Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan only show up briefly in David Zucker’s “Scary Movie 5”. Just long enough to toss in some jokes about how Charlie is a whoremonger and Lindsay is a bit of a troubled freakazoid, collect their paychecks, and skedaddle. Wouldn’t it be ironic if this clip is the duo’s entire appearance in the movie? Hey, beats digging ditches, right?
Anyhoo. Here’s a sneak peek clip from “Scary Movie 5”, featuring everyone’s favorite gossip princess and the guy who used to be on “Two and a Half Men” but is now on that other show.
Three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.
“Scary Movie 5” also stars Ashley Tisdale, Kate Walsh, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, Craig Bierko, Simon Rex, J.P. Manoux, Marisa Saks, and Erica Ash.
Trying its best to scare you this April 19, 2013.
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